I officially game myself a snow day for MondayI usually get to work before five am, but don’t actually start until five thirty or a quarter to six. I usually finish up by a quarter to four or four in the afternoon. I, then, finish off my day’s routine with a workout that can easily run two... See More »
Those EyesEyes are the windows to our souls When we're out in a crowd Laughin' loud and nobody knows why When we're lost at a club Gettin' drunk and you give me that smile Goin' home in the back of a car And your hand touches mine When we're done makin' love... See More » (1)
Growing Old is InevitableFor the most part, I spend the majority of my day helping older individuals get stronger, healthier and more adapted to their changes in life. Along this journey, I have built lifelong friendships with these individuals. I’ve gained a lot of... See More » (1)
This Week has F*%&@# Suckedlike pulling a watermelon through a straw If miracles happens please bring them ASAP
I'm going to sue my cat for malpracticeyeah you heard me mal practice Allen Iverson style we are talking about practice (it's how I feel about pants)
"Care about what other people think and you will always be their Prisoner"Lao Tzu Think for yourself Stand up for your principles even in the face of adversity
I just prepped a plate of chicken and asparagusand I accidentally dropped the whole plate onto of my cats food 🥺☹😟🙁😪😭
Word of the DayMore so this past year Hornswoggler Yes You and Everybody else who sticks their nose 👃 Where it shouldn’t be
Now I have a New Friend that I never expected to haveso, listen to this story at the start of the pandemic when businesses were allowed to reopen everyone had to be guarded and masked up so, this heavyset women would come in and I would kid around with her and all while everyone else would totally... See More »
FYI In case you're Keeping NotesYes I man powered a thirty foot (ten meters for my metric friends) tree without tools only using my hands Off my property today courtesy that storm now I am tired and sore But, I got this 💪
I heard the funniest comparison between two people this morningThey are like two cheeks on the same arse Such a perfect description, right?
I'm very disappointed in ChatGPTIt promised me an image, of me as I would appear in an 80's movie.... and I waited and waited s t r u n g Me along with nothing to show for...like some people I know I'm beginning to think that this is all Bullocks
I got a haircut yesterdayHigh and tight and my coworkers think that I look the character Michael Scofield from the show Prison Break. I looked him up (since I’m not familiar with the show), and I’m not buying the comparison. This only proves my theory further that all the... See More »
I just found outThat my coworker’s father is a federal judge who moonlights as a world class magician. I find this somewhat humoring. You think that he messes with lawyers? I might if I had that skillset.
