Ladies and gentlemenOf the jury....may I present Exhibit A. We move that the case ...Me vs Bf; Indulgent Use of Tub Edge Space be dismissed. 🧑🏻⚖ (1)
So..tell me...Lyrically...in terms of the children's nursery rhyme Rub a Dub Dub.. ... Whats a Dub Dub? Rub ah dub dub three maids in a tub and who do you think was there? The butcher, the baker, the candle stick maker... Three women in a bathtub... three "... See More »
A bit of a history buffThe first train was invented back in 1804. Historically, does this mean that prior to this innovation, men simply ran wagons on your mom? 🤔
I hear tell....round these parts that your incrediblly blatant inappropriatness not only has zero boundaries but actually defys reason. You push the very envelope of sanity... And damn if I don't love that shit. 🩷 Oh..an..um...good morning..an'... See More »
Since I've ended my...coffee drinking career I've had to settle for a substitute morning ritual in which to cast my wishes in greeting... Soooo... Good Morning my SWovlies! 🙂🪥 (1)
So....if you ....were able.........to like...🌬......watch the movie Jaws backwards ... 🌬....... Sorta be bout' this sea implosion that creates this big shark....🌬.... He's so happy that these fisherman yank out this thing stuck in his teeth... He...🌬.........swims around... See More »
