Um...are ya' packed an stacked.....'specially in the back ? You , wanna thank your mother for a butt like that ? 🍑......👀
Stay flydratedLast time you ever drank from a water fountain? Kinda awkward really. Bent down...lil' dehydrated booty poke'in' out in back yard. ... What, eyes open like you're havin' a combat flashback? Closed like maybe you're enjoyin' yur' sippy sip lil'... See More »
Not a snack machineIt's a government. Oh trust me...there are fractions indeed. The Chip Coalition ...loud, greasy, overrepresented. The Granola Bar Reformists .....self-righteous, always expired The Candy Lobbiest ...powerful, corrupt, somehow never out of... See More »
Run...and I mean runFor the border. TOCO BELL It doesn't just feed you. It damn well confronts you. You walk in hungry and leave changed. Spiritually rearranged. Emotionally humbled. Somewhere between the first bite of a Crunchwrap Supreme and the third regret,... See More »
So I picked my boss...and his wife up from the airport. Gave them a ride home. He'd recently build a new home in a neighborhood that has a one acre in ground heated pool. 😯 (1)
Embrace your boundariesAll you wanna do is not become the doormat of your castle....right....? But then all of the sudden you're the bad guy....you're the evil one. How bout' we lean in to that then? Temu you a long black robe....move into a crooked tower.....Raise you... See More »
