It's past midnight....I'm eatin' a Happy Meal... A table away from....Rico Swaaavy...and his harem of lollipop lovelies. 😮 (1)
O.....M....G....send help.My boyfriend possesses a superpower no Marvel writer ever had the courage to publish: the ability to fart on command. Not randomly. Not accidentally. Deliberately. Strategically. Straight faced will claim a spirit blessed his guts along the... See More »
If you're ever having a tough time in your lifeRemember these wise words from Michael Jackson "Shamone"
When you're not..Watchin' the feed are you Google'in up pictures of weeners? Sheah. Figured. Weener looker. 🍆....👀
Join...the RevolutionFind gratitude in your hearts for living in this modern AI era.... Robotics are building completely soul less versions of people that we don't like, really. . While SWe spend half our money on rent, the other half on four drinks so we can bask in... See More »
Can you remember....... when time didn’t cost anything. Mornings stretched like forever, afternoons smelled like sun and dirt, and the only thing SWe chased was light before it disappeared behind the trees. No clock owned us. No small talk drained us. No quiet... See More »
