It's past midnight....I'm eatin' a Happy Meal... A table away from....Rico Swaaavy...and his harem of lollipop lovelies. 😮 (1)
O.....M....G....send help.My boyfriend possesses a superpower no Marvel writer ever had the courage to publish: the ability to fart on command. Not randomly. Not accidentally. Deliberately. Strategically. Straight faced will claim a spirit blessed his guts along the... See More »
The key to stop worrying is to think only of the now.Now you're alive. Now you're okay. Now you can make choices to help yourself. Now you can continue. Now you can start. Now is a perfectly good time to breathe easy.
I’m just a girlstanding in front of a donut. Telling herself she shouldn't eat it. You know how in cartoons there's a little angel on one shoulder and a little devil on the other, representing your conscience vs your impulse? Mine are both demons. They are both... See More »
If you're ever having a tough time in your lifeRemember these wise words from Michael Jackson "Shamone"
If you ever feel insignificant, just look up at the stars and remember; they are billions of miles away and completely unaware of your existence.Just like everyone else
Did you know that cutting out negative people or things out of your life makes it much easier for you to thrive as a person?😀
