I just sent out this email (I was and still am experiencing technological difficulties at work)

Who are you Devin and why is this not working.
This is exactly why i despise being dependent on technology, well other than spell check. Its already caught and corrected two of the three last typographical errors that i have made. Thank you for reading my vented frustrations. May peace and serenity find your soul.
Always through mindfulness
Konstantine