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S and W reminds me of brussel sprouts

I have a good plan, im gonna run for. President but how far should i run🙄

Is it by the people for the people? Though.

It increasingly doesnt look that way

If governmrnt shuts down we have to furlough the legislatures pay only.

Thatd get them to do the job. for once. Oh wait they all make millions on the side. So no consequences no action. Do the job or don't get paid. Sounds right. But wouldn't work. Bunch of oligarchs?

If i win the presidency id choose the runner up as my vp pick.

It is about common ground and getting things done. My top prioritoes are food security and housing. Vote lynskey 2024 Make America better.

You awake? I like to sing a song. What’s nice to cover?

My mouth or your ears? 🎤😭

Did you ever have itchy ears?

Time to go seems like every one went to church

Did i fall into that s w hole again?

Is breakfast done yet?

Somebody is always running interference

Thats why i need you to extract me. Is that news for you?

I get it but. Youve seen my male children do you really think this is what i started as? Ive provided so much fing evidence. I told her how to fix it but god fing forbid shed talk to me beaches please.

Reexamine the connection

So the three are 4 descendants without a noticable connection to me. Np. My yet another potential explanaination. Is that after some number of generations the electromagneticism just iisnt compatible. Think of dc trying to connect to ac at different...

The connection update

I just need to document the connection was briefly established today alot of off and on though it's a new experience. Maybe this is the lesson I need to learn. Connecting to all even the ones that were after id expired? Also there are fragments of...

I feel them reading.

I consistently feel when ppl read my posts. Sometimes i hear their thoughts while they are reading them. Wah!

Hey son ill never lie to you so dont lie to me.

Hey youd better be good for santa. Wait huh? I think itd be better to tell the kid the truth so they dont feel manipulated. Or is lying to your child as a form of bribery better. I dont think so. Then they understand the family can only spend so much...

They try to blame the drugs saying no wonder.

Wrong even if i spent 40 a day on drugs. I dont. That would only he a fraction of the cost of a car insurance gas and maintenance. I dont have a car wifi streaming cable or any such novelties. So even 40 a day would be 1200 a month yes thats a waste...

You’re right, but because you’re right, you’re also miserable.

That’s how I lived my childhood. Always being right. The beliefs I have now are very different. They aren’t concerned with what’s right or wrong anymore, only with how they make me feel. As an adult, there’s many things I may very well be wrong...

There’s nothing quite like your girlfriend seeing a picture of you from 20 years ago and exclaiming “Damn, you used to be HOT!!!” 😂

This is hilarious and rather true…

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