Dear diary, her boobs rubbed against my arm while she was telling me that i was doing something wrong.I didn't hear a word she said, but i know i was doing something wrong.
When I was much, much younger…I envisioned the archetypal "Englishman" through actors Leo McKern Ian Richardson and (of all people) John Hillerman None of whom, it turns out, were even English. 😳 (3)
APOLOGY: I DON'T HATE MUSLIMS. I'M SORRY. I HATE WHAT MUSLIMS DID TO ME. MOST OF THEM I KNOW.*apology for not doing anything wrong. I absolutely love Allah. He's my best friend. My best, best friend. But I'm talking about the driver, not the Black Porsche.
Grabbed the wrong order ...Have you ever grabbed an online order from the To-Go shelf in a restaurant and once you got home realized it wasn't yours? The order had my first name, and I later discovered a different last name. Of course I can't take it back, but I had my... See More »
I don't think she wants to know me any moreI don't know what I did wrong, but I'm sorry. It's probably too late now though, so there's nothing to do but just move on. Should have expected it, really; everyone leaves eventually.
