The ultimate vs match Poll (4) See Poll OptionsBatman vs Kevin McAllister, both with prep time, batman wins if he catches and fully contains kevin 1 hour time limit. Who wins?
Guys, why the F do y'all ignore injuries?Arrived home and noticed my bf has his weight shifted to one side while standing and walking. "Ah i kinda fecked my knee at work." He says. Took a look at it and it was swelling up. Not only did he stay in work to finish his shift but Mf was up and... See More »
never order food while sleepy.i was so snug when my bf came in. gently poking me awake. asking me if i had forgotten something. at first i didn't think so so i denied it. started to snooz again when he returned holding a kebab, my kebab. i had ordered it coz i was craving one,... See More »
for no valid reason can we all aggressively argue about something silly? Poll (26) See Poll OptionsWhen having a sausage and egg sandwich what order to you put it in? From the bottom up :-
Whats the tiniest chaotic evil thing you've done?Today, just for my own amusement every time i did a loo check at work i deliberately left all the womens seats up. Mwahahaha
My fellow Ladies. can we talk?Why is it every time i have to clean the loos at work its always the womens loos that are the worst? In the guys ,the worst i had to deal with is a missppaced dribble but the womens!!? Clogged/unflushed toilets, half a loo roll on the floor, used... See More »
All i wanted was a napNothing to do today, bf is at work, home is all clean i think ill go for an afternoon nap. Sounds good right? Apparently not says the universe... I proceeded to, in a two hour nap, have at least 7 false awakenings (where you dream that you wake up)... See More »
Please use these more?Yoink, scoot, Skedaddle amd Shenanigans are all fun words to say and i think they need to be in more poeples day to day vocabulary.
i think public preaching needs to be bannedI should be able to enjoy a simple xmas fair with my bf and his niece without being screamed at through a microphone to repent because the time of judgement is near. Im usually not one to condone violence but whoever that was that decked the... See More »
Ladies, answer honestly, What is the weirdest / most random way your SO has turned you on?my BF ran his finger up my spine when i didn't know he was behind me and for me that meant it was go time. the feck?
Aww poor guy.Got asked out today. Hes a cute n nice guy but im already in a happy relationship. Poor guy. I hope he finds someone. 😳🤗
Hey remember that really embarrassing thing u did in high school?Well good news is i have a time machine. Bad news is we operate on multiverse theory.
OMG im a moron (T^T)Rewatched the hannibal lecter movies and i got to the iconic line about eating the liver with fava beans and a chianti. I just found out its a wine. I thought all these years he said something like Cian Tea. I just assumed he had some posh ice tea.... See More »
guys i have a problem....ive been playing Baldur's Gate 3 A LOT. i've made 7 characters.... ... i have never once got to ACT 2. i just keep making new ones. just because im curious about different interactions. (what if im a druid?, what if im a light cleric, what if i kill... See More »
Top 5 fave movies of all time. Can never pick an order thoBatman forever (yes the clooney one) Freddy vs Jason Avengers 1 Silent voice Monty python and the holy grail --------------------------------------------- In the mood for a movie marathon n trying to pick a few. Always down to give these another... See More »
wait... seriously?nothing aggravates me more than knowing the entire point of a NUCLEAR REACTOR is just to BOIL WATER so the steam can turn a turbine to generate electricity. it's a giant explosive radioactive kettle >:(
