Two incomes are better than one!So make sure your husband/bf gets another job... Follow me for more sound financial advice. ✌️ 🍷
So, i asked my daughter to get me the phone book.She laughed, called me a Dinasaur & lent me her iPhone. So the spider is dead, the iPhone is smashed to pieces and we're not talking! WTF.
Guys under 35.Do you know what a guy of my age could do for you? Me: Yes i do but i haven't got time to train you!
TODAY'S LIFE HACK.Gentlemen. Turn any couch into a bed by telling her to calm down! The only company I'll have tonight, is the cat.
Here's a question... Poll (14) See Poll OptionsWhen stirring up some shit, do you start clockwise or anti clockwise?
Neighbours dog bit a Jehovas witness this morning...I knew it was going to be a good day! Enjoy your day Sweeps. ✌️ 🍷
When you reach a certain age, a friend with benefits is someone who can drive at night!Posting for a friend. 😁
