Neighbours dog bit a Jehovas witness this morning... I knew it was going to be a good day!...

goliathtree · 56-60, M

I would recommend antibiotics...for the dog.

They never bother me anymore once I started asking them questions like: If only 144,000 people are going to heaven, and you are number 144,000 and make it in, and a wonderful person who has led a life of virtue comes along, do they boot me from heaven and let them in? Where do I go then? Is the number capped at 144,000 regardless of population forever?

Disgustedman · 61-69, M

I can remember the time in about 2017. I was at work sleeping in my van and I woke up and went to start it battery was dead. So I had a generator and I had this JW show up enough for me a pamphlet.

I said well can I use it to jump a battery he says well no I said then what the hell good is it keep your garbage and get the hell out of here.

He leaves but then he returns and says "Hey I've got a jumper pack"

I said "let's try it"

They jumped my van started up I said "this is how you're supposed to be a good Christian, not by passing out paper but by doing good deeds that's part of the faith I wish you'd learn it"

then he left.

popmol · 26-30, M

i hate religions in general but that cult hypnotised a friend and now if he were to get hurt he can't get given blood because of those fuckers! you have a good dog!