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WillaKissing

56-60, M

United States

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Accomplished self made fetishist! I live my life on my terms! I wear dresses and heels as a passion

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Being a farm owner, I decided to get into the Marijuana growing business. I am a serious nonuser of weed. I just want to make legal money!

Am I doing this right? Did I plant it too early for frost reasons?

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I damn well fixed my egg production problem with one simple paint job!

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When the deer get caught and convicted of a crime in the United States, we send them to Australia for their prison term. tell me it is not true.

We took a note out of the British play book!

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In light of the Irish and Saint Patricks Day I would say this fella was Irish, and why we are Americans today!

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Have you ever left your hotel room like this for the maid when you finally check out?

This could lead to the police being called and your arrest, just be warned if you do this and no I did not put you SW men up to it either! Total disclaimer!

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I hate receiving certified letters in the mail you have to sign for, hate it.

Yesterday I received a certified letter I had to sign for that temporarily ruined my day and made it hard to sleep last night. It was from the county auditor's office about taxes. I received their yearly letter for signing and returning to them in... See More »

Friends! And non-Friends! Be warned today!

I am feeling quite Mischievous! Watch what you post, I will put a joke tariff on it!

What did the Egg tell the pot of boiling water?

The Eggs said, "look water I just got laid by a chick and I do not know how long it will take me to get hard!" "It may take a while, I do not know".

Ah, the issues I have when grocery shopping is trying may patients.

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Let me say this one last time for the folks here that do not know me.

I have zero time and interest in breaking my life down to you so you can begin to understand me or to feel good about yourself, life is not about you.

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If I were a Canadian or a resident of Wisconsin this would be me every morning!

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Ladies this is how you get your man to grocery shop for you!

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If the men of Similar Worlds got together as children and followed their dads into the strip club.

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Have you ever wondered how the Cartoon characters aged from the 1980's and what they look like today?

Well, here you go!

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Talk about being scared to death by shadows walking home alone at night! WoW. close call.

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Those that have played Dungeons and Dragons will understand this post.

I found these two memes and told my friends this will be my next character creation to play in our next game. A Colonmancer to plague my enemies with (You would understand if you played the game). My Colonmancers familiar pet that aids me

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Started a seven-day steroid pack for my smoke inhalation from my brush fire.

So, this being only day two and the edginess has not set in yet. But I wanted to warn you all around day five through seven I will get a bit grumpy and edgy. Apologies in advance. Willa

Near forest fire on my farm January 28th, 2025. I used all my Godly good luck up maybe for 2025.

Being it is winter with a lot of snow on the ground and no burning bans in the state of Ohio. I decided to burn a pile of brush at the very outer edge of my forest while cutting firewood. The pile smoldered and did not take off burning as I cut my... See More »

Whew Who! Just hit 10 degrees Fahrenheit at 12:17 PM on 1-20-2025

Shit it is a heat wave! I am glad I went outside to fart this morning to help the cows out with this global warming issue!

An old farmer and his wife go to an auction to buy a new breeding bull for their ranch.

As the farmer and his wife enter the Auction pen area to view the bulls for sale. The wife stops and reads this sign about bull number one saying He has bred 52 times last year, and the wife elbows her husband saying, "Hey, that is once per week, you... See More »

The British Food and drug Administration Asked, "What is the best reason that the British nation pounds it's meat?"

In return The US Food and drug Administration gave a one-word reply. Loneliness!

I never thought that being honest when PM-ed that it would lead to being blocked, but thanks for sparing me.

I have had a person here PM me quite often with topics I care not to discuss or that I could not give an answer for why people do what they do and why they lie. Well today I received a PM from this same person and began to read it; stopped, and... See More »

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Fun facts about greetings. And the safest way to greet a person.

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Sunday January 6h through Monday January 7th Snowstorm and ice rain over my farm.

On Sunday January 6th it began to snow over my Jackson County Ohio farm dropping 8 inches of snow during the day light hours then one inch of ice in the evening hours and another 8 inches of snow on top of that the next morning Monday January 7th. It... See More »

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How I envision [@Debeme] and his wife.

Please forgive me @Degbeme with all the shit stirring you do; I could not resist stirring some back your way. LOL

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