Is this a suitable birthday present for my mother in law?

That would have been amazing ! The best I could do was banish her off to her sister in St. Louis

It's a massage table, with extra security.

Amazon Prime? Asking for a friend..

Yes but ask if they got it in taupe

Does it come with the lethal injection??

Depends, is she into that type of thing? 🤔

Is this a joke about that SW member that is always asking if this dentist chair going to hurt?

Is that the dentist?

hey i missed you

Only if she has very short legs, I think 🤔

It was my mother who was the daughter in law from hell, my Grandfather once threatened to have her arrested for defamation for how she was always denigrating my grandmother, my mother responded by threatening to leave my Dad and take my older brothers and me away, which she eventually did anyways.