Is this a suitable birthday present for my mother in law?

That would have been amazing ! The best I could do was banish her off to her sister in St. Louis

It's a massage table, with extra security.

Does it come with the lethal injection??

Amazon Prime? Asking for a friend..

Yes but ask if they got it in taupe

Is this a joke about that SW member that is always asking if this dentist chair going to hurt?

Depends, is she into that type of thing? 🤔

Only if she has very short legs, I think 🤔

Is that the dentist?

It was my mother who was the daughter in law from hell, my Grandfather once threatened to have her arrested for defamation for how she was always denigrating my grandmother, my mother responded by threatening to leave my Dad and take my older brothers and me away, which she eventually did anyways.