TODAY'S LIFE HACK.

Really? I find the word 'relax' really gets her going. 😬

Guys ,, I am sure I am not solo in this response , when there are time's when this is the exact scenario we were hoping for ..

In my realm , the pet being a a snuggly springer ..

My other company would be the cast of talidiga nights , a tub of ice cream and bag of ruffles ...

I. Love. This. So funny! Thanks for the smile.

(Although, speaking from experience, having a cat in bed can be more of an issue than another person.)

This is the problem with being a man. We want a quiet life and will compromise to get it. I like to skip to the next step and tell my wife she obviously needs a break from me..A few days fishing would do her the world of good.. And since she doesnt fish, I will go..
She tells me I can be incredibly annoying at times..But I am not allowed to leave...😷

How do you answer… “ Does this make me look fat?”

According to my buddy, always...I mean never ask if their "friend" is visiting

Don't get so emotional. 😁

Take a chill pill 😎

Oh calm down. 🤪

Tell her to shut the F up instead. 😜