What's your relationship with alcohol like?

Tequila makes her clothes fall off.

Nonexistent

I have a toxic relationship with jack

Between you and me, I don't really think Alcohol is truthful and honest and not the best of friends. Alcohol lies to you!

Alcohol: "what do you mean you want a soft drink instead? One more won't hurt"

Roberta: "ok maybe just one more wine"

Alcohol: "good choice on those killer heels tonight, that guy over there, yes that one, the one with all the raw unadulterated masculinity and stunning good looks.... Yep He REALLY DOES fancy you!!... He's looking right at you!!

Roberta: *flicks hair seductively and knocks drink out of his hand*

Alcohol: "Don't worry baby, it's just a misunderstanding, ok his wife really doesn't look too pleased does she? Hey, let's do Karaoke. You have an awesome voice, you're just like Adel, Beyonce and Whitney only better"

Roberta: "and I......will alwayyyys lurve youuuu....."

Alcohol: "You are on fire baby!!! Queen of the dance floor, the sexiest, the funniest, the best dressed here..... Well, before you spilt that drink down you. Just rub it really hard with toilet tissue and water. See it's fine... you really have it all going on.... Now to put some more makeup on...."

Roberta: "you made me fall in a hedge Alcohol!!!! I thought you were my friend!! 😭😭😭

We’re very close

I allow myself one drink a week. It was rapidly becoming a problem

We only speak on occasion

I loved my beer at one time. I went on a chemo therapy in 2001 and kind of lost my taste for it. That was one of the rules to get in the program . I was getting tired of it kinda anyway. But I was no stranger to a pull top.

When I drink I lose all filters

I had a time that I drank excessively for my own reasons. I rarely drink now

love/hate

Like my mother in law used to say, "it's five o'clock somewhere."

Divorced from it..

Open marriage

I have about 2-3 beers every year. actually had a beer today, one beer and I was almost drunk 🤣😂 I almost never drink and I don't enjoy the company of drunk people, I prefer edible cannabis products and halucinogens.

I don't enjoy it anymore. I don't enjoy others being drunk or myself. Maybe I can enjoy it only after I have enough to engage in behaviour that create problems for me the next day. It's not worth it.

I have to avoid it at this point. Spent 2015 through 2018 trapped in alcoholism. :)

can barely stand the stuff

Heaven has 6 letters, Merlot has 6 letters, Malbec has 6 letters.
This is no coincidence!

✌️ 🍷

Up until I turned 50 I could count the number of alcholic drinks on one hand. At age 50 we went on a cruise. I drank one drink almost every night since I had No responsibilities. Now I may have one drink a month (maybe not every month) on average. Had two drinks new years eve, did not have any more till End of April.. Makes me a little dizzy and some what relaxed. It does not change who I am or make me any more talkative. Really makes me want to craw into bed. zzzzz

it was bad when i was young ,, now we are friends

it's an abusive one.... and i don't think the drink is the abuser.

I mostly drink wine maybe a cocktail once in awhile

Non-existent for the past 10 years or so.

I don't have a "relationship" with any liquid.

That's a no no for me.....it's a death sentence....

A responsible one.

Well, on April 26th, I bought a bottle of Puerto Rican rum, vodka, jack Daniels triple mash and crown royal

Tomorrow, I'll open the crown royal. I drained the others. The vodka was ok, the rum so-so but the triple mash was fantastic.

Non existent for the last 4 years.

I don't care for it.

I say hi a few times a year.

Friendly

Wine or beer with dinner and liquor later in the evening. I don’t get drunk anymore as I’m not hanging out with the people I used to get drunk with anymore.

I often, but not always, have either a bottle of beer or a glass and a half of wine with supper.

About twice a week, I'll have a drink later in the evening.

In my early 20s my freind and I were drinking four 40zers straight out of the bottle on the weekends, then we'd go out to party and drink more JD. Fast forward to two years later, we lost a great friend who had passed out at the wheel, hit a 12-foot ditch, went through the windshield, and died instantly. I woke up from this nightmare and realized I need to stop drinking altogether. Fast forward to today, I have one drink on the weekend at most, sometimes I go through several weeks without a drink.

Reasonable. Occasionally I imbibe when the mood strikes, but that isn't often and I never drink too much.

I've been inclined to have periodically indulge in the occasional alcoholic beverage.

It’s a marriage that will last a lifetime been married to beer 🍺 since I was 16

Exes that hang out sometimes, but relationship's still cold and will never go back to how it was before.

As far as I’m concerned Alcohol is not very attractive girlfriend I’d rather have a tall glass of water.

I like it...but it doesn't like me too much. Two martini's and I'm down for the count. 😄

We’re close, and keep in touch frequently (maybe too frequently at times).

Not really interested in the person I was when I drank. So I don’t partake much these days.

After a 30 year of deep hot
💚💖💜😍 affair,
Now it's bye bye (for 16 years & today)

It just sits there looking at me no real communication

Non-existent. Never going to exist. Why should it, even?!

I control it. It has zero control over me. So it’s my game.

I’m not much into booze. I’ll have a drink maybe once a week with my bf.

We’ve settled into a mutually agreeable relationship