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61-69, M
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Never malicious. I have a dry sense of humor or wit. I love it when I get on a roll people chiming i
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Good night y'all.
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I was doing a crossword puzzleonce and had thisone block that just did not work out. I just kinda blurted out what's a for letter word for snatch
Somebody yelled out grab. I always do them in ink and I couldn't erase my answer.
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Embarrassing & Funny
Now that's what I'm talking about!!
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You ever sit there wishing your sonwas on the cover of sports illustrated, your girlfriend the penthouse centerfold, and your wife on a milk carton?
I do. Well just in spring usually.
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This is like deja vu all over again
Huh y'all?
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Dec 8, 2018
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My mind says I'm 45. My body says yeah right.
Anyone else?
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Dec 8, 2018
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Life's too short to always be serious.
If you can't laugh at yourself sometimes call me I'll laugh at you. A public service. Free.
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Three were these three guys that did odd jobs cheap but the were always dirty looking and cussed a lot and smelling of beer..
..but the did those jobs no one liked to do and they were cheap so people tend to put up with them. Well Larry the leader of the group just up and passed away. The coroner by law needed a family member or relative to identify the body to close out hi...
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Dec 8, 2018
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People say nothing is impossible.
But I do it every day. Winnie the pooh
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Dec 8, 2018
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Today is pearl harbor day.
That wasn't taken at pearl harbor. It wasn't even Hawaii. Hell it wasn't even Dec7
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Dec 7, 2018
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This next part is R rated not for the faint at heart
Do you vant a cigarette old man Eyeeeeeeeeohhooooooo (He stuck the cigarette in his eye dude)Sign zee papers I cannot sign zee papers And vhy can you not sign zee papers old man You have broken both my arms boohoo Oh! I see Hm the end
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Dec 7, 2018
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Vill you sign zee papers old man?...
YOU VILL SIGN ZEE PAPERS!!! trivia
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Are you a shady character?
Let me see if you've got shifty eyes...that's what I thought. You know who I'm talking to..yes you
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Dec 7, 2018
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I'm going to leave y'all alone for a while.
Don't get to happy I've got nothing else to do tonight...
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Dec 6, 2018
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Back in the 1800's a journalist was embedded on a French battle ship. Just to doa story about thecaptain.
They were topside and the guy in the crows nest shouts " one enemy ship on the horizon." The captain tells the cabin boy ,"go get my red uniform." The journalist asked why he was doing that. The captain said in case I am wounded I...
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My pops was a little hotter oreasily annoyed i guess. He used to say "I'm going to change my name and I'm not going to tell anybody what it is!"
Oh dad you're so funny . When we'd go on trips and start getting rowdy he'd say"hey look a wreck and we're in it."
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Dec 6, 2018
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Did your parents ever say "don't make me get out of this chair!
Mine did till they got that bb gun.
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Dec 6, 2018
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You know when you go to an ear,nose and throat specialist they have pictures of the sinusand such on the wall. And cardiologist pictures of the heart.
I haven't been to a proctologist but you think they have pictures of booty?
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Ever blow a 'roid?
I did once, the first day of vacation. Ruined my whole week. But it never came back.
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You ever listen to someone then walk away thinking there goes 5 minutes of my life that I'll never get back.
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