Got pulled over. The officer asked me if I was drinking,

I said are you buying? We laughed and laughed. I need bail.

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DankSinatra312 · 31-35, M

Fun fact, that doesn’t constitute guilt -source law school.

kentex35 · 100+, M

@DankSinatra312 some people just can't take a joke I guess.
Got into a fight once trying to ease the stress. I was in stop and go traffic after a rough day and rear ended this guy. It was a brand new car too ,still had paper plates. We pulled over I had all my info ,insurance in effect even. I was nervou, anyway the guy gets out of his car and I noticed he was a dwarf , but anyway he walks back to me, stopped at the back of his car looked and shakes his head and walked up to me, looked up and said I'm not happy and I said well which one are you?. That's when the fight started.
Just trying to be nice you know.

DankSinatra312 · 31-35, M

@kentex35 wait, the cop was a midget? 😂😂😂

Ontheroad · M

Obviously, the officer didn't fully understand the seriousness of your question.

kentex35 · 100+, M

@Ontheroad Really it's not everyday someone is buying I was flattered. Trying to be friendly. To our boys in blue .
At least I didn't start dancing or trying to sing like I usually do when some one says they are videoing me. Kinda had the cotton mouth anyway.

HumanEarth · 56-60, F

I have to remember that one

kentex35 · 100+, M

@HumanEarth If you think that's bad read my answer to DankSinatra right above.

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