A woman goes into a funeral home with her dearly departed
And she's talking to the funeral director and he notices that her husband is wearing a very nice black suit and he said to her this is a nice suit is this what you want him to wear at the viewing? And she's says, you know, I think blue is his color. Would mind taking a blank check and finding him a nice blue suit, just tell me later what you write it for so I can keep books. And of course he does
So she comes back in a couple of days and there's her husband in a real nice blue suit. It's just perfect. So she's impressed and goes to find the funeral director to compliment him and tell him how great a job he did. So she finds him and thanks him for finding a nice blue suit and asked how much did you write the check for? The director says there's no charge and hands her the check. Well she insists on paying she knows the suit cost s lot of money and at least she wants to pay for the suit. So he insisted no charge and he tells her right after you left another woman came in with her dearly departed and I noticed he was built a lot like your husband and he was wearing a real nice blue suit. So I asked the woman would she mind if her husband wore a black suit for the wake. And she said she really did not mind a black suit as long as it looked good. So from there it's was just a matter of switching the heads.
So she comes back in a couple of days and there's her husband in a real nice blue suit. It's just perfect. So she's impressed and goes to find the funeral director to compliment him and tell him how great a job he did. So she finds him and thanks him for finding a nice blue suit and asked how much did you write the check for? The director says there's no charge and hands her the check. Well she insists on paying she knows the suit cost s lot of money and at least she wants to pay for the suit. So he insisted no charge and he tells her right after you left another woman came in with her dearly departed and I noticed he was built a lot like your husband and he was wearing a real nice blue suit. So I asked the woman would she mind if her husband wore a black suit for the wake. And she said she really did not mind a black suit as long as it looked good. So from there it's was just a matter of switching the heads.
