I'll call him Bob because...He wrecked his car one night and knocked out his upper front four teeth, and since he never worked steady, he never had any money in his Health and Welfare account so he had to pay for them out of pocket. He couldn't afford all four so he told his... See More »
a guy asked me to tell him about my bestieand i had to dumb my whole paragraph down to just a few measly sentences so he wouldn't get jealous. it's not my fault my best friend just happens to be one of the greatest people on the face of the planet 😞
