so I'm leaving my shared apartment tomorrow after buying my first place. I'm so excited I can't wait to fill it with my own furniture 🥺
I want you to treat me like a metal folding chairRide my face until your hips and butt hurt and then put me back in the closet until next time. 🫠
No one belongs to anyone . Everyone is here temporarily in each others lives.Appreciate those in your life while they are in it
Half Man is one of the most deeply miserable shows I've ever suffered throughI don't understand how this slop gets greenlit, let alone wins awards. But I guess that shows just how worthless BAFTAs (and awards generally) really are
Just ordered breakfast at a restaurant and the waiter asked if I’m waiting for a second personNo I’m being a fatty today it’s all for me. Rude
