If you’re ever upset about where you are in life remember that Nina Simone wanted to play classical music PINNEDYou can still be awesome
Is she an alien or an angel? No one knows for sure, but one thing is certain--she isn’t merely a cat PINNED
Are you sad? Tired? Anxious and depressed? Does your soul feel in need of a warm hug? Don’t give up, there is still hope for you. Try Heroin. PINNEDThis public service announcement is brought to you by Bayer (1898).
Fried potatoes with sumac and eggs over easy with red pepper, anchovie, olive, & caper sauceAnd some fried cheese for good measure
Alien says “I’m done with Fancy Feast—it’s not fit for a ragdoll” she hides the can opener, says “I don’t owe her nothing…”“…but if she come back with a can, tell her, ‘wait right here for me or try again tomorrow””
Insane Roommate #1: do you have another toilet plunger? IR2: another one? No, just the one behind the toilet. IR1: okay, that one has a spider in itIR2: that’s The only one I have. Did the toilet overflow? IR1: no! (angry now) okay, I need a toilet plunger that doesn't have this weird hole in it where spiders can live IR2: i don’t know what to tell you. IR1: oh, never mind, he came out on his... See More »
I think an 11 year old nonverbal austitic boy just asserted his dominance over meMy roommates son came into the kitchen while I was cooking and picks up my can of Coca-Cola. I’m like, “Joey, that’s not your soda.” Dude looks at me, takes a sip, and then walks out of the room with it.
You: it’s a hard pill to swallow, but you should really stop doing drugs. Me: can ‘t I just take it IV?
After months of changing colors and painting the same lines over and over on meth I bring to you Alien’s dipycht painted with nailpolish on mylar bags
