I love my bestie to death and I’d stab you with a screw driver for her benefit, but sometimes she makes me wanna smash my face in with a brick
Would you like to try Aunt Renee and Dr. K’s Crystal Deodorant, now made from 100% pure methamphetamine?
If you’re ever upset about where you are in life remember that Nina Simone wanted to play classical musicYou can still be awesome
Is she an alien or an angel? No one knows for sure, but one thing is certain--she isn’t merely a cat (1)
You wouldn’t believe how many string cheese wrappers were mixed up with the syringe wrappers I just threw out
