One & done. Two & do. Three & glee. Four & score. Five & thrive. Six & fix. Seven to heaven. Eight is late. Nine still fine. But ten…again? Poll (4) See Poll Options
The fact that it is called alcohol poisoning but heroin/cocaine/methamphetamine/ketamine overdose really flips me out. (1)
If Little House on the Prairie was made today and you tried to show it to children you would end up in prison
I decided to read my shampoo’s instructions today and I’ve never been so late in my life. Someone needs to teach L’Oréal about exit conditions
There is only one SWeep who makes me feel insecure about how funny I am.Calm down, it isn’t you. You’ve never made me laugh.
Are you sad? Tired? Anxious and depressed? Does your soul feel in need of a warm hug? Don’t give up, there is still hope for you. Try Heroin.This public service announcement is brought to you by Bayer (1898).
A kitty friend and roommate of mine and Alien’s died last. Whisky was a good kitty even if he was always grumpy and a snake with fur.He would be next to you in bed purring away whenever you didn’t feel well. I love you and you’ll be missed, Nurse Whisky. 🩷❤🧡💛💚🩵💙💜 (1)
