Are you sad? Tired? Anxious and depressed? Does your soul feel in need of a warm hug? Don’t give up, there is still hope for you. Try Heroin.
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DragonFruit · 70-79, M
I've never tried heroin....but I've had cannabis, peyote, psylocybin, cocaine and a hell of a lot of alcohol.
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@DragonFruit Nothing feels like dope feels but dope
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AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
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@AlienTheExtraterrestrial Not since march 1998
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@NativePortlander1970 You might be native but you don’t sound like much of a Portlander then
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HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
What was it Ron White said in his stand up comedy?... "Are you Lonely?... Are you sitting in a bean bag chair naked eating Cheetos"? LMFAO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
rinkydinkydoink · M
Are you tired, run-down, listless? Do you poop out at parties? Are you unpopular? The answer to all your problems is Vitameatavegamin!
By the makers of laudanum, every 19th cwntury house wife's relief.
AlienTheExtraterrestrial · 36-40, F
@NativePortlander1970 Powerd by speed in the day, put to sleep by dope at night, and held together with barbituates
@AlienTheExtraterrestrial If You ever watch Ghosts US, Hetty's always touting cocaine she enjoyed when she was alive in the late 19th century.