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@AlienTheExtraterrestrial Until 2002 hobby stores like Michael's, JoAnnFabrics, and Hobby Lobby, sold dried poppy pods for flower arranging, when the DEA discovered that grannies bought them to grind up to make tea for their aching backs they outlawed the pods for sale.

@NativePortlander1970 You can buy the pods you just can’t advertise that they are for human consumption.

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial For years I looked in every craft and hobby shop, I never saw any.

@NativePortlander1970 Don’t go to craft stores. Big flower shops sell the and online wholesalers

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial I just looked online, they're quite expensive, plus the sites could be dea stings.

@NativePortlander1970 They aren’t

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial So you say, however I personally won't chance it.

@NativePortlander1970 https://fabulousflorals.com/wholesale-flowers/dried-poppy-pods/

You can get them cheaper on eBay but they are hard time find consistently

@NativePortlander1970 Wait, don’t you live in Portland?

@AlienTheExtraterrestrial Not since march 1998

@NativePortlander1970 You might be native but you don’t sound like much of a Portlander then