Facebook Wanted to Know a Famous Captain Not Named Kirk or CrunchI said "Captain Bard." I am now in Facebook Jail for the rest of my life.
Pull the seam appart and rip along a perforation style bags tell you a lot about a salty snack will be like before trying it
I always forget how popular I am until about this time of the year every two yearsWhen all my good buddies running for office blow up my phone nonstop
I’ll never understand why people match my pace on the road as often as they doAnd thanks for speeding up when I tried to get over so I had to come to a complete stop with cars tailing me to avoid running into the randomly parked car in my lane
