here's honey keeping me company while i was locked out of the houseit was cold and raining this morning. borrowed a neighbors ladder to press my face against my window to watch my menace sock-eater dog through a tiny crack in the curtains while i waited for the locksmith he came and i waited in the yard while he... See More » (1)
Were you born before y2k or are you a hologram implanted in my brain by the super computer know as "The Beast?"
My nuisance friend is backI'm sure he's the same guy I had to deal with last year at this same time. He knows there's cat food in the garage so he wakes himself up early ( late afternoon before I close the garage door) and makes a raid. When he's spotted he heads for the... See More » (3)
