Spiders... whhyyyyy??I went outside to have a smoke this morning, wearing a robe over my tank top. I saw a spider... then I didn't see him. So I became a very discombobulated stripper. And wouldn't you just know it ~ a neighbor was also outside... 🧐😵💫 I'm going to... See More »
Wasps are buttholes, but one might've just saved my life.sitting outside at work, smoking a cigarette. A wasp was buzzing around me and wouldn't leave me alone, so I slowly got up to try and get away from it. I looked down where I was sitting and there was a spider right next to where I was. Not a big... See More »
There’s been a spider web forming on my side of the side-view mirror that I’ve just let continue to grow because why not?I stopped by my FAVORITE Dunkin place and the lady at the window said to me “you’re not scared of the spiders?” And pointed at the spider web next to me and I went “No, they’re my friends” and she laughed. lol I think I should just rip it off now... See More »
Found and lost a spider in my hairThink I'll name him cotton eyed Joe. All I wanna know, where did he come from? Where did he go? True story
