Does anyone know what bug this is that I caught midnight snacking after its bedtime?

It appears to be one of a variety of cave cricket. No, They don't just live in caves.

probably a form of cricket, although the hindlegs are very thin for crickets ive seen, you can see that they're a little plump at least

I am going with a long legged cricket or “fish bait” for short! 😌

Looks like a House Cricket:

Is it dead now???