I love it when I'm in an argument with someone and all I do is defend myself without attacking them backIt's so funny 🤣 Drives them nuts.
You're so beautiful. Why don't you see your potential? It's shallow but YES, it will get you everywhere...
Do you like my seasonal pfp? Have you cared to zoom into it?Cause honeslty it's classy Can't believe it was royalty free
Something noone talks about... When you work out..You get BEAUTIFUL skin on the area you worked out with.
Something I've always told myself... If you want to believe in something, read a book on it.Do you think that's true? Powerful implications about the human mind Vs. truth.
Is it true that if you do harmful witchcraft on someone, it comes back to you times 7?I try to keep up with the times but I can't bring myself to read a book on it cause I am too scared I'll find out something I don't need to know.
Would you see a film called 'The Corpse Bastard Rises Again'?It's about a corpse who comes back to life and is a total shit. Please forgive my swearing, it's been a while.
I'm starting to enjoy Horace And Pete'sI think Amazon was silly for listing it as a comedy but that aside it's pretty good. 👍🏼
Bookshop attendent: "Excuse me sir, can you please stop laughing. We like to keep it quiet in here" (1)
Has your mind ever prompted you to stop using the word 'vibe'?Like if something reminds you of The Haunted Mansion at Disney, you should just say "It's giving Haunted Mansion." instead of saying "It's giving haunted Mansion vibes"? Cause honestly, it's pretty wrong to categorize spiritual dynamics.
I'm entering the Belearic because I'm drinkingI'm interested in how this culture clash will go. I hope we get on to tell the truth. I love playing happy families, wherever I'm at.
People say that the people here arent as kind as people on EP (which to be fair, I never was at)But people here are pretty kind. They don't use the thumbs down reaction and they never vote the meanest option on peoples polls. I don't see why they think we are mean.
Sometimes I dream that I have a static caravan in Heaven.Beats the 800 degree heat that someone on Yahoo said they know I'd burn in.
I've been watching Alan Partridges' new show and I have to say, it is pretty funnyHe just says what he thinks. Available for free on BBC iPlayer.
I had a new buisness idea. Sexy boxer shorts, braces and masks for menAnd I call it 'Man Summers.' Tell me that's a saturated market 😌
I once dated a woman who turned out to be a ghostI had my suspicions when she walked through the door.
