Jesus bought my computer that I vomited on like 6 times back from the dead. Who says he wont do the same for you?
Do you read much into faces?I wonder if people do it a bit too much. Like I wonder if this is why some people don't like cats... Because they can look a bit snarky when they're not smiling.
I've noticed people only wanna go up ⬆We need an anti-rollback mechanism like they have on rollercoaster lift hills :)
I remember one time this pretty psych nurse kept looking at both my eyes, deeplyAt the time I was like "Okay, nice." Unfortunately she was probably just checking for nystagmus, the benchmark for being truly crazy, no shade, I love ya'll equally. Have you ever had it? (1)
It's bonfire night/Guy Fawks/fireworks-partay tonight in the UK just wanted to wish my UK friends a safe evening and...Just be careful. Make sure fireworks haven't hit your house, don't grab sparklers by the pyrotechnic coating and just be generally aware that bonfires are going on.🔥🧨 I know some of you have kids. I was obsessed with fireworks as a kid. Have a fun a... See More »
Is it true that French people have a croissant, wine and a cigarette for breakfast?Speaking of French people will someone please tell Ferise I'm sorry I called him a fart? 😕
Have you ever found your intellectual ceiling? (If such a thing exists)I have found mine at trying to make meaningful electronic circuits and also at sight-reading; being able to read musical notes at a useful speed. I can't do either of these. Please pray that I'll get more intelligent cause I think that will benefit... See More »
Are you ever surprised by your Dad's huevos?There's just something about my Dad that when he complains about something, people almost cry. Like we were out for dinner once and his beer was a bit more bitter than normal and when he complained they were all like "Oh we are so sorry 🥺, the last... See More »
