I had a dream that The Grim Reaper followed me 500 miles through fieldsSo if I dissappear suddenly.... I saw him when he took my cat. Tried to kick him but kicked my cat off the bed.
What's the difference between a sock and a camera?A sock takes five toes while a camera takes photos. It works best if you have a northen UK accent.
Is it just me OR that thumbs up reaction holds a little bit of "F you" & "whatever"I get them all day
Parenting tip of the day: Let your kids have none-stain poster paints before they log onto your amazon and buy paint for outdoor metal railings
Does anyone else get bells palsey when they drink lol?One side of my mouth wants to droop like i've had a stroke lol drinking today but not too much.
Did you know when The Blair Witch Project was in cinemas it made many people have to rush out and vomit?Not cause the film was that twisted and disturbing but the camera made them sea sick.
When rappers have programmed their whole beat on an MPC, how does that work when they record their songs in a proffessional studio?
Sometimes my stomach feels like I swallowed a whole bathroom spongewhat could that possibly be caused by?
Are Jaffa Cakes, cakes or biscuits?🤔 They are not hard like biscuits but they are too small to be cakes.
I regret to inform you that I will probably never become a popstarJust thinking about this thismorning how they are always taught to dance for their music videos i dont think i can ever do that. i am very sorry.
Trying to live without your love is one long sleepless night, let me show you girl, that I know wrong from right 🎵
Do you ever buy stuff too fast?Or do you take time to carefully read reviews and do other meticulous research on the product?
Have you seen that advert for Dulcolax?And this woman comes out of the toilet, smirking with relief and the music is like "Good morning, good good good morning" Lol.
the other day i accidentally ate a potato smile with vinegar and butter and it tasted absolutely deliciousyou wouldn't think butter and vinegar would go together!
