Ok, maybe time to call a halt ...This is reported to be from a recent chat with the Google Gemini AI .... I'll leave you to make up your own mind ... (1)
Some humourWhen a novitiate monk arrives at the monastery, he is assigned to assist in the hand-copying, in copperplate, the ancient canons and church laws that have guided the church for centuries. A keen intellect, he quickly notices that all the monks are... See More »
Now i know i can sleep soundly in my bed ...Donald Trump took his frequent habit of describing himself as a “protector” of women further on Wednesday night in Wisconsin, when he declared he would protect them “whether the women like it or not” if he wins a second term in the White House. “I... See More »
Answers pleaseI just read an interview with a woman from Pennsylvania who's voting for Trump because he's a business man and will get the economy in shape. My question is this... He's been bankrupt 11 times, he even lost money operating a casino. In what... See More »
Some humour...A man and his wife are dining at a plush restaurant, and the husband keeps staring at a drunken woman swigging her drink as she sits alone at a nearby table. Noticing this, his wife asks, ''Do you know her?'' ''Yes,'' sighs the husband. ''She’s... See More »
From the " I wish I was making this up" department...Donald Trump over the weekend told supporters of his campaign for a second presidency that his Democratic opponents want to ban cows and windows in buildings, inviting another round of questions about his mental fitness. No more needs to be... See More »
More humour..A congressman was seated next to a little girl on an airplane so he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger." The little girl, who had just started to read her book,... See More »
Some humour...I met a fairy today who granted me one wish. “I want to live forever,” I told her. “Sorry,” says the fairy, “I’m not allowed to grant wishes like that, so try something else.“ “Fine,” I said, “I don’t want to die until Australia has a credible... See More »
A little bit of humour...A Hindu, a Muslim and a coal lobbyist are crossing the desert, and they arrive at a remote homestead. They ask the owners if there are three beds. “We have two in the house and a comfortable barn.” The Hindu volunteers for the barn and the others... See More »
Some humour...Four drovers are sitting around a campfire discussing what they’d want if they were lost in the outback and were only allowed one thing. The first says, “I couldn’t do without my trusty old horse. She could probably lead me to a homestead from the... See More »
Just saw this and couldn't resist ...Trump, of course .... Speech in Pennsylvania Trump later started using athletes in the Olympics to make anti-trans remarks “We are going to keep men out of women’s sports,” he said. “It’s so demeaning to women.”
It would appear we have a vicious criminal mastermind in our midst... ... Not pointing fingers, but., (1)
Joke time... AgainVladimir Putin, to get on the good side of the public, goes to visit a school in Moscow to have a chat with the kids. He talks to them about how Russia is a powerful nation and how he only wants the very best for the people. At the end of the talk... See More »
162 lies and distortions in a news conference. NPR fact-checks former President TrumpThere were a host of false things that Donald Trump said during his hour-long news conference Thursday that have gotten attention. A glaring example is his helicopter emergency landing story, which has not stood up to scrutiny. But there was so... See More »
Does the Russian language have a word for irony?"Putin has cast the Ukrainian offensive as a “major provocation”. Sergei Mironov, leader of a Kremlin-loyal political party, called it a “terrorist attack” and “the invasion of an internationally recognised foreign territory”.
A different take on life....I was confused when I heard the word "service" used in these ways: telephone service; cable service; internet service; civil service; public service; customer service. This is not what I thought service meant. Then today, I overheard two farmers... See More »
Apparently free choice has gone out the window ...Elon Musk’s social media platform, X, on Tuesday sued a global advertising alliance and several major companies, including Unilever, Mars and CVS Health, accusing them of unlawfully conspiring to shun the social network and intentionally causing it t... See More »
Great quote from an article re the US elections"Delivering for people on economic issues is an important goal in itself, but it is not an antivenom for the snakebite of authoritarianism,” sociologist Deepak Bhargava and his colleagues wrote last year in the journal Democracy. “The emotional... See More »
