Suspend your disbelief for a moment...You find an egg hatching and it turns out to be a genuine fire breathing dragon. Would you keep it? Would you hide it?
I want to blast this at work and make everyone listen to it!!! Quality work music!! I may be the only one to think so, but I'm Lead Techy... the warehouse is mine!😈😂 (1)
Odd things your pet learns accidentally? "You wanna blob?" 😸😆A blob is bit of whipped cream and the question was the quickest thing Mamakitty ever learned. 😆 I offered it to her one time and that question forged it's own whistle in her brain. She twitters happily while I'm putting it in her dish. 😻
The Fire Ants are INSANE this year!!!! 😳Those bastards smelled the cat food and swarmed! Let me be clear, they rolled in like they were crossing a river in south America! They weren't there... then they were! They caught the smell on a draft and chased that shit down!! We've had them... See More »
Bigfoot, real or not?If you encountered one, would you try to make friends or assume it wants to eat you?
Zapper screen door connected to an improved zapper circuit and an automotive coil... 🤔 ⚡🦟⚡🦟⚡A nice sharp, fat, HEI spark would leave very little...
I want to build a big stone/clay oven in the yard. The urge strikes every once in a while...One of these times it's gonna stick. 😆 I really do like the idea, it would make actual tasty food.
How different is your spoken word?Do you write using better language habits and less slang? ...and then revert to cussing and slang when speaking?
Do you have Tarantula Hawks, or something similar, where you live?What eats the really big spiders where you live? 🤓😆 (1)
Oddest or most unexpected animal friend you've had?A female Robin kept finding her way under the netting in the garden, and getting tangled trying to get out. I would carefully untangle and release her. After this happened a few times we were buds. 😂😂 She would go under the nets, eat her fill, and... See More »
Can I borrow your dog to go camping for the weekend? 🥺Big dog, just big. Has to hang out while I go fishing and look as if they are listening intently to my every word, with a nice canine head tilt. Can be big and mean, big and dumb, big and sweet... whatever. Will be sleeping under the stars, howling... See More »
Cashew butter... share your thoughts.On real bread, not the store bought crap, lightly toasted, real made from cow milk cream butter, and a slathering of cashew butter, salted to taste.
Got my first necrotic reaction to a recluse bite... very localized necrosis. No, I wasn't playing with it!Sonofabitch that hurts!! 😡 The pain was not so localized, the bones in my arm felt like they were broken. I've had them (bites) before without any response worse than a wasp sting. We have a few different kinds, I think maybe I got a dose from one I... See More »
I should have been a politician, it's the only job that allows you to fail upward.Lie and steal, give yourself a raise! Collapse the electrical system, demand everyone live in the heat or cold while you remain comfortable. Openly commit fraud? It's ok, we'll let you cover it up... 🤦♂😤🤬
It's fixing the wifi card on it's own!! 🤓 Totally unexpected!Playing with a new Linux OS to run a few security cams on an old laptop. The OS is MX Linux. I ran an upgrade after install and it's fixing everything so the outdated wifi card works. 😆🔥👍
Ever want a day alone, with no one else around? I mean no one!Only exception being my cats. I could get so much done without people in my way... 😒
Is your cat kind of hard rock? 😆😼I can make the evil voice at full volume, doesn't even phase her. (this is a pretty decent cover) (1)
Would you buy something that could catch a spider without harming it?So it can be released, or kept, or whatever?
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