If hugs were drugs, who would have the best shit? What if Grandma hugs had a different high than Auntie hugs?Stranger on a bus hugs? Are those cheaper, or more expensive? Buy a hug from the cashier when you stop for morning coffee?๐ I'm bored humor me.
Cats are needy and clingy!!!๐๐ธ๐ป Independent my ass!๐I locked myself away in a dark quiet place for 2 days with killer pain from my neck injury... Missy is usually patient and doesn't pester me too much through the worst of it, but as soon as I feel better she is in my lap rolling over and demanding... See More ยป
Man, they definitely do not think like dogs!๐คจ๐ธ"Yes, I know what you want, but I don't feel like it... ๐ผ
To some people electricity and magic are the same thing... ๐คฆโโ"Let me explain! The angry pixies travel down the wire...", and then I have to explain the angry pixie joke!๐ซ God help me!!
You are trapped in a building with a bomb, you have 8 hours...Would you try to disable it or just accept your fate?
When you place spoken words on an image, but not in a thought bubble.Like the comic books do, where it's just floating in a dark background within the image... WHAT IS IT CALLED?! There is a name for this sort of placement, but I can't find the word for it.
"I will get my lap time!!"๐พ (places paw on person leg and flexes her wicked claws)The cat will not be denied. ๐
Sitting on the computer and a very large spider lands on your shoulder, it's so big you feel the landing...What do you do? ๐คญ๐๐ "Missy... here kitty kitty." ๐ผ
So, if you collapse on the farm...Geese will run in like a medical response team and holler for help, the dogs will immediately cover you while telling everyone, "Give them space, BACK UP!!", and a ram will administer chest compressions.๐ (1)
Have you ever pissed off airport security and had to fly with the Air Marshall sitting next to you?๐
Random Heeler appreciation post. ๐The most badass Dog in the world! Beautiful, super intelligent, awesome to watch in action, and puppies don't get any cuter than an adorable little heeler. Even as babies they have a majestic air about them. (+5)