What's your relationship with alcohol like?

Between you and me, I don't really think Alcohol is truthful and honest and not the best of friends. Alcohol lies to you!

Alcohol: "what do you mean you want a soft drink instead? One more won't hurt"

Roberta: "ok maybe just one more wine"

Alcohol: "good choice on those killer heels tonight, that guy over there, yes that one, the one with all the raw unadulterated masculinity and stunning good looks.... Yep He REALLY DOES fancy you!!... He's looking right at you!!

Roberta: *flicks hair seductively and knocks drink out of his hand*

Alcohol: "Don't worry baby, it's just a misunderstanding, ok his wife really doesn't look too pleased does she? Hey, let's do Karaoke. You have an awesome voice, you're just like Adel, Beyonce and Whitney only better"

Roberta: "and I......will alwayyyys lurve youuuu....."

Alcohol: "You are on fire baby!!! Queen of the dance floor, the sexiest, the funniest, the best dressed here..... Well, before you spilt that drink down you. Just rub it really hard with toilet tissue and water. See it's fine... you really have it all going on.... Now to put some more makeup on...."

Roberta: "you made me fall in a hedge Alcohol!!!! I thought you were my friend!! 😭😭😭