Be careful who you entrust your pets toMy downstairs neighbor took off on vacation for the holidays, presumably to spend time with family, and had to leave his dog in the care of a sitter. I've pet this dog plenty of times and it always comes up to greet me whenever we're both out. He's a...See More »
I hope they have sweaters in hellBecause as of last night, I have a girlfriend It kinda doesn't feel real yet, but that's probably because we're still pretty early in the process Still, it feels good having someone to look forward to. I'm excited to continue learning about her and...See More »
I have a date tomorrowIt'll be my first since 2019. Oh, what a vastly different person I am from the one I was back then. Uncertain, insecure, lost and searching for meaning in a meaningless world. I did what I was supposed to. I said what people wanted to hear. I...See More »
I've long suspected that I was cursed with bad luck, but nothing quite drives the point home like stepping in dog doo for the third time todayI'm just done with everything right now. I'll try to find the humor in this tomorrow, but for now I'm feeling quite defeated. Good night, SW. Captain Pooshoes is off to play Legends: Arceus for the rest of the night
Not all likes are alikeIt bugs me a little bit how the hearting system here can mean so many things, often not even translating to someone actually liking your content. For example, some likes are given to everybody who made the effort to post a reply. It's basically a...See More »
American currency is dumbSo the penny comes directly from our ties to the British, which used to have a coin of the same name. Their coin actually got its name from a Germanic coin called the 'pfennig', which roughly translates to meaning just 'money'. The nickel was named...See More »
Inspirational quote dump Yeah, I know they're simplistic and overgeneralized, but that's kinda the point. They contain nuggets of wisdom that could be applied to a variety of scenarios. Posting them here because I could use a reminder sometimes that not everything is...See More »
I've forgotten what it's like to yearnAnd I wonder if it's possible to become too comfortable in life
If the person you loved the most in this world became a vampire, would you supply unwilling victims to keep them alive? Poll (13) See Poll Options Happy October, biatches
I don't feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for meBecause what you're going through reminds me so much of what I've been through, I'd do anything to keep someone from having to suffer like I did
I've never had caramel popcorn on top of ice cream, but I think I'd really, really like caramel popcorn on top of ice creamWhat's something you've tried or would like to try as an ice cream topping?
I have nothing against electric cars, but Teslas have gotta be the unofficial vehicle for asshats everywhereAnd not just because they completely lack the ability to read the road. So far I have seen 3 vanity plates that highlight just how badly Tesla owners want everyone else to know they drive a Tesla. The first plate I saw read "TES1A", which could...See More »
Midnight Ramblings: Existentialism EditionI don't really have any dreams. There's no long-term plan for me. I honestly never thought I would live this long. But I'm alive and trying to live the best I can. I have a comfortable existence with my two best furry friends, I spend plenty of time...See More »
I have no survival skills whatsoeverPretty regularly, I find myself fantasizing about the apocalypse. Maybe it's the overactive threat-assessment region of my brain doing its thing, or maybe it's my forward-thinking nature making a prediction based on my bleak view of humanity. In...See More »
Undeniable proof that emotions are stupidSometimes I feel bad that I never gave my dogs middle names. As far as first-world problems go, this is pretty high up there, but I genuinely can't see why this is bothering me to the extent that it is. Technically, they don't even have last names....See More »
My most viewed post is literally a stupid joke from a stupid movieSo as far as I'm concerned, humanity can die out. There's no point in saving you people. Someone can pour their heart out, yet you're more interested in a dumb little gif. I seriously don't understand how some of you can live with being so useless...See More »
What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous? I just saw this movie for the first time and it was better than anything I could have hoped for. (Quote)
Raising these dogs feels like the only thing I've ever been good at There are times where the amount of time and energy I dedicate to my dogs make me wonder if I'll ever have a social life. So much of my itinerary revolves around making sure my dogs get exercise and spend enough time outdoors. It works for me as...See More »
Stimulating the SW economyI keep noticing people grumble about the lack of options they have with their amassed SW Coins, and it's something that baffles me too. Gifts are nice and all, but they kinda lost their novelty a while ago. Without another alternative, most users...See More »
As much as I loathe bumper stickers, the one I'll make an exception for is the 'Student Driver' one It isn't self-congratulatory. It isn't forcing me to know what your interests are. It isn't trying to make a conceited statement or serve as a lame attempt at humor. It's actually helpful, concise, and relevant. I wish I could have a label on me...See More »
Far too many people mistake their arrogance for intelligenceTruth is, you don't really need to know anything to have an opinion. Without compiling evidence, reasoning is essentially just mental mast*rbation.
I wish I wasn't so socially awkwardWomen absolutely love my dogs, and I'm just like "yeah, they're pretty cool, huh?" I can't blame anyone but myself for being single this long
Didn't think I'd still be struggling this much with misanthropy. Just don't know which way to feel about my own speciesDoes the good outweigh the bad?
Some days I think I'm really smart, but then I remember that I don't even know how to walk properlyI keep kicking myself in the ankles. Ever since I've lost weight and gained strength in my legs, I'm no longer lumbering about. I guess I could write it off as not having gotten used to my new gait, but still. I should have mastered this decades...See More »