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TinyViolins

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Even-tempered oddball, collector of knowledge, devourer of snacks, proficient in the art of cynicism

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I have a date tomorrow

It'll be my first since 2019. Oh, what a vastly different person I am from the one I was back then. Uncertain, insecure, lost and searching for meaning in a meaningless world. I did what I was supposed to. I said what people wanted to hear. I...

I've long suspected that I was cursed with bad luck, but nothing quite drives the point home like stepping in dog doo for the third time today

I'm just done with everything right now. I'll try to find the humor in this tomorrow, but for now I'm feeling quite defeated. Good night, SW. Captain Pooshoes is off to play Legends: Arceus for the rest of the night

Not all likes are alike

It bugs me a little bit how the hearting system here can mean so many things, often not even translating to someone actually liking your content. For example, some likes are given to everybody who made the effort to post a reply. It's basically a...

American currency is dumb

So the penny comes directly from our ties to the British, which used to have a coin of the same name. Their coin actually got its name from a Germanic coin called the 'pfennig', which roughly translates to meaning just 'money'. The nickel was named...

Inspirational quote dump

Yeah, I know they're simplistic and overgeneralized, but that's kinda the point. They contain nuggets of wisdom that could be applied to a variety of scenarios. Posting them here because I could use a reminder sometimes that not everything is...

I've forgotten what it's like to yearn

And I wonder if it's possible to become too comfortable in life

If the person you loved the most in this world became a vampire, would you supply unwilling victims to keep them alive?

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Happy October, biatches

I don't feel sorry for you. I feel sorry for me

Because what you're going through reminds me so much of what I've been through, I'd do anything to keep someone from having to suffer like I did

I've never had caramel popcorn on top of ice cream, but I think I'd really, really like caramel popcorn on top of ice cream

What's something you've tried or would like to try as an ice cream topping?

I have nothing against electric cars, but Teslas have gotta be the unofficial vehicle for asshats everywhere

And not just because they completely lack the ability to read the road. So far I have seen 3 vanity plates that highlight just how badly Tesla owners want everyone else to know they drive a Tesla. The first plate I saw read "TES1A", which could...

Midnight Ramblings: Existentialism Edition

I don't really have any dreams. There's no long-term plan for me. I honestly never thought I would live this long. But I'm alive and trying to live the best I can. I have a comfortable existence with my two best furry friends, I spend plenty of time...

I have no survival skills whatsoever

Pretty regularly, I find myself fantasizing about the apocalypse. Maybe it's the overactive threat-assessment region of my brain doing its thing, or maybe it's my forward-thinking nature making a prediction based on my bleak view of humanity. In...

Undeniable proof that emotions are stupid

Sometimes I feel bad that I never gave my dogs middle names. As far as first-world problems go, this is pretty high up there, but I genuinely can't see why this is bothering me to the extent that it is. Technically, they don't even have last names....

My most viewed post is literally a stupid joke from a stupid movie

So as far as I'm concerned, humanity can die out. There's no point in saving you people. Someone can pour their heart out, yet you're more interested in a dumb little gif. I seriously don't understand how some of you can live with being so useless...

What weighs six ounces, sits in a tree, and is dangerous?

I just saw this movie for the first time and it was better than anything I could have hoped for. (Quote)

Raising these dogs feels like the only thing I've ever been good at

There are times where the amount of time and energy I dedicate to my dogs make me wonder if I'll ever have a social life. So much of my itinerary revolves around making sure my dogs get exercise and spend enough time outdoors. It works for me as...

Stimulating the SW economy

I keep noticing people grumble about the lack of options they have with their amassed SW Coins, and it's something that baffles me too. Gifts are nice and all, but they kinda lost their novelty a while ago. Without another alternative, most users...

As much as I loathe bumper stickers, the one I'll make an exception for is the 'Student Driver' one

It isn't self-congratulatory. It isn't forcing me to know what your interests are. It isn't trying to make a conceited statement or serve as a lame attempt at humor. It's actually helpful, concise, and relevant. I wish I could have a label on me...

Far too many people mistake their arrogance for intelligence

Truth is, you don't really need to know anything to have an opinion. Without compiling evidence, reasoning is essentially just mental mast*rbation.

I wish I wasn't so socially awkward

Women absolutely love my dogs, and I'm just like "yeah, they're pretty cool, huh?" I can't blame anyone but myself for being single this long

Didn't think I'd still be struggling this much with misanthropy. Just don't know which way to feel about my own species

Does the good outweigh the bad?

Some days I think I'm really smart, but then I remember that I don't even know how to walk properly

I keep kicking myself in the ankles. Ever since I've lost weight and gained strength in my legs, I'm no longer lumbering about. I guess I could write it off as not having gotten used to my new gait, but still. I should have mastered this decades...

Memes are like bumper stickers. One or two here or there isn't so bad, but when it dominates your interactions, it's really tacky

Memes are basically the fast-food equivalent of mental stimulation. Sure, it may satisfy some of our basest instincts and make us feel good in the short term, but an overdependence on it in order to communicate really says a lot about what you have...

F*ck it, I'm gonna write a haiku

Today's theme is social media Tribal chest-pounding Look, how bad those people are Baptize them in bile

How you treat people is far more important than what you believe

Getting really sick of seeing people tear each other down just because they disagree on something

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