Come on, you know you want to Raise your hands Oh, oh, oh, oh
Streets like a jungle, so call the police Following the herd down to Greece On holiday Love in the '90s is paranoid On sunny beaches, take your chances Looking for
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Avoiding all work 'cause there's none available Like battery thinkers, count your thoughts On one, two, three, four, five fingers Nothing is wasted, we only reproduce You get nasty blisters, du bist sehr schön But we haven't been introduced
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys Always should be someone you really love
I'm sure this poor fella as well as myself wish we had the most excellent foresight as apparently the rest of this entire site along with the rest of the web does at recognizing these imposters like the rest of you do. Then we too could be as unsurprised as the rest of you are.
In the last two weeks, two of the "girls" I was chatting with exposed themselves to be guys. No, you perverts. Not dropped their pants exposed. One had the decency to delete their account. I know, it's easy to come back under anonther. I have no way to check it. The other made no declaration and just blocked me.
I guess I, as well as this young fella, are just too gullable. Maybe you all will now educate me and drag me over the coals like you did him. For all it's worth. I'm embarrassed for you. Finding humor in his misfortune. But apparently that's what empathy is in our country today.
I think most of the comments are just turning a blind eye and not realising that the reason for your post is that you just want the real women to prove they’re women.
You don't say. It's the same everywhere. Everytime you see a girl overtly sexual ( just for the sake of it ) on a forum like this, there is a good chance a man is behind that profile. In my opinion women don't put in effort in Rated posts unless a financial or any other benefit is assured. Just being sexual like that just for entertainment, nah. It's a dude. Hint: if it says bisexual on her profile and talks a lot about sex, it's a dude.
@HumanEarth Oh my gosh, hi "Weird Al"! First of all, can I just say I’m such a huge fan? Your parodies are iconic—I mean, who else could make "Eat It" a cultural moment? Trading autographs? Absolutely! Let’s do it. I’ll sign one for you if you sign one for me. Deal? 😊
Here we can sing this together. You can sing the Granny part
I Kissed A Granny (Parody - Kate Perry)
(I Sing This Part) It was my girlfriend's family Not something crazy She took me to meet her old granny Then something phased me She's not like most elderly She kept glaring from behind my girlfriends Auntie... I went to kiss her on the cheek And she went for my lips..
(Chorus) (The Granny Sings This Part) I kissed a Stud And I liked it
(I Sing This Part) The taste of her denture cream If I had a drink; She would have spiked it But it's okay with me I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice It was my sin Soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin
(Verse) No, I don't even know her age It doesn't matter Lock me inside an iron cage It will not shatter
This burning flame It can't be tamed No I cannot resist Her snow white hair Vintage wheel chair Sparks flew The moment we kissed
CHORUS (The Granny Sings This Part) I kissed a Stud And I liked it
(CHORUS) (I Sing This Part) The taste of her denture cream If I had a drink; She would have spiked it But it's okay with me I was enticed I found my vice I wish she had planted one on me twice It was my sin Soft wrinkled skin Stretched saggy chin A toothless grin
I don't know what happened to me My taste went from Halle Berry to grannies Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Granny Show Me Them Wrinkles Where The Sun Don't Shine
