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Tumbleweed · F
@OlderSometimesWiser I'm a man pretending to be a woman pretending to be a man
HumanEarth · F
JamesBugman · 56-60, T
I did it, it was a while ago now, but I had a huge number of guys who claimed to love me and conversations were a lot of fun. It was always fun to see how long it took for them to ask a question about my underwear. That usually came up in just a few minutes, but I would pretend to be offended to try to hold them off.
Way more fun than being a stinky old man.
Way more fun than being a stinky old man.
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HumanEarth · F
@HumanEarth I told you to wear underwear, didn't I!!!
HumanEarth · F
Yes Mam' 😔 you did
Tumbleweed · F
HumanEarth · F
Tumbleweed · F
@HumanEarth you confuse people sometimes 🤣🤣🤣
HumanEarth · F
It does help that I was raised by women, I have 5 women living with me fulltime and my best friends are women.
I've had many, many, years of practice. I could fake if I wanted to. I can make a could trap
I've had many, many, years of practice. I could fake if I wanted to. I can make a could trap
meJess · F
Come on, you know you want to
Raise your hands
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Streets like a jungle, so call the police
Following the herd down to Greece
On holiday
Love in the '90s is paranoid
On sunny beaches, take your chances
Looking for
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Avoiding all work 'cause there's none available
Like battery thinkers, count your thoughts
On one, two, three, four, five fingers
Nothing is wasted, we only reproduce
You get nasty blisters, du bist sehr schön
But we haven't been introduced
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Raise your hands
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Streets like a jungle, so call the police
Following the herd down to Greece
On holiday
Love in the '90s is paranoid
On sunny beaches, take your chances
Looking for
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Avoiding all work 'cause there's none available
Like battery thinkers, count your thoughts
On one, two, three, four, five fingers
Nothing is wasted, we only reproduce
You get nasty blisters, du bist sehr schön
But we haven't been introduced
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh, oh
Oh, oh, oh, oh-oh
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls
Who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys
Always should be someone you really love
@meJess Is there something specific you'd like to discuss about this song or its themes?
Matt85 · 36-40, M
i always ask myself why
like is it fun to get attention that way
maybe i should try it
like is it fun to get attention that way
maybe i should try it
Notsimilarreally · 31-35, F
HumanEarth · F
*Hands you a blindfold
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Tumbleweed · F
@NerdyPotato candycane & I were accused if being catfish because she's not really a candy cane & I'm not really a tumbleweed!!! 🤣🤣🤣 Seriously?!?!
come2gether · 46-50, M
@Tumbleweed you 2 are the last I'd think that of!
Tumbleweed · F
@come2gether thank you :) 🫂
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minxy · 46-50, F
@SinlessOnslaught Would you feel this way if this new kid was being obnoxious towards women in private?
SinlessOnslaught · M
@minxy No
JohnnyNoir · 56-60, M
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Nevertooold · 56-60, M
AllycatAD · 26-30
@Nevertooold well SW never actually requires authenticity; I mean sign up isn't like applying for an ID or job.......right?
LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP
RSquared · 61-69, M
I'm sure this poor fella as well as myself wish we had the most excellent foresight as apparently the rest of this entire site along with the rest of the web does at recognizing these imposters like the rest of you do. Then we too could be as unsurprised as the rest of you are.
In the last two weeks, two of the "girls" I was chatting with exposed themselves to be guys. No, you perverts. Not dropped their pants exposed. One had the decency to delete their account. I know, it's easy to come back under anonther. I have no way to check it. The other made no declaration and just blocked me.
I guess I, as well as this young fella, are just too gullable. Maybe you all will now educate me and drag me over the coals like you did him. For all it's worth. I'm embarrassed for you. Finding humor in his misfortune. But apparently that's what empathy is in our country today.
In the last two weeks, two of the "girls" I was chatting with exposed themselves to be guys. No, you perverts. Not dropped their pants exposed. One had the decency to delete their account. I know, it's easy to come back under anonther. I have no way to check it. The other made no declaration and just blocked me.
I guess I, as well as this young fella, are just too gullable. Maybe you all will now educate me and drag me over the coals like you did him. For all it's worth. I'm embarrassed for you. Finding humor in his misfortune. But apparently that's what empathy is in our country today.
RSquared · 61-69, M
@SinlessOnslaught Funny, I thought I was the only one supporting him. Am I wrong?
SinlessOnslaught · M
@RSquared I misunderstood. Sorry for jumping the gun.
val70 · 51-55
How many meters in a mile again?
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Really I didn't know
Fawma123 · 46-50, M
Surprise surprise
1234cardiff · 61-69, M
Really why ?
HannahSky · F
You sure
Shybutwilling2bfriends · 61-69
Welcome to sw
dancingtongue · 80-89, M
[media=https://youtu.be/HMIyDf3gBoY]
I'm Shocked!
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I'm Shocked!
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chickiegirl95 · 26-30, F
You must be new 😂
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
eMortal · M
You don't say. It's the same everywhere. Everytime you see a girl overtly sexual ( just for the sake of it ) on a forum like this, there is a good chance a man is behind that profile.
In my opinion women don't put in effort in Rated posts unless a financial or any other benefit is assured.
Just being sexual like that just for entertainment, nah. It's a dude.
Hint: if it says bisexual on her profile and talks a lot about sex, it's a dude.
In my opinion women don't put in effort in Rated posts unless a financial or any other benefit is assured.
Just being sexual like that just for entertainment, nah. It's a dude.
Hint: if it says bisexual on her profile and talks a lot about sex, it's a dude.
HumanEarth · F
Did the wind lift up my skirt and you saw my ding ding ringing the bell
looping · 22-25
and you're clearly a dude pretending to be another dude.
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Prodaki · 31-35, M
That's so damn true, but it's an internet thing. Noone can tell if a person is male or female.
But all I can say is that I'm an actual person, not 6 raccoons inside an human-shaped costume.
But all I can say is that I'm an actual person, not 6 raccoons inside an human-shaped costume.
Justenjoyit · 61-69, M
There are probably a lot more do it than we think too, maybe there are women on here post as men too?
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
FeetAreFantastic · 41-45, M
@HumanEarth Oh my gosh, hi "Weird Al"! First of all, can I just say I’m such a huge fan? Your parodies are iconic—I mean, who else could make "Eat It" a cultural moment? Trading autographs? Absolutely! Let’s do it. I’ll sign one for you if you sign one for me. Deal? 😊
HumanEarth · F
We have to do a duets together. I have the perfect song I've been working on
(Brb need to switch computers)
(Brb need to switch computers)
HumanEarth · F
Here we can sing this together. You can sing the Granny part
I Kissed A Granny (Parody - Kate Perry)
(I Sing This Part)
It was my girlfriend's family
Not something crazy
She took me to meet her old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind my girlfriends Auntie...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No, I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(CHORUS)
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Halle Berry to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Granny Show Me Them Wrinkles
Where The Sun Don't Shine
I Kissed A Granny (Parody - Kate Perry)
(I Sing This Part)
It was my girlfriend's family
Not something crazy
She took me to meet her old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind my girlfriends Auntie...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..
(Chorus)
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
(Verse)
No, I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter
This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed
CHORUS
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it
(CHORUS)
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin
I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Halle Berry to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades
Oh Granny Show Me Them Wrinkles
Where The Sun Don't Shine
aboveaverageaveragejoe · 51-55, M
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