Fake People

@FeetAreFantastic OHTAYLORYOUARESOAMAZING

@SomeMichGuy I know ☺

@FeetAreFantastic I knew it was you. You created a shoe so it had to be you.
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@FeetAreFantastic Taylor, you know this is exhausting, I mean we are never getting back together..like ever.

@SW-User Oh, I totally get it. You know, it's like we're standing in the middle of a storm, and I've tried to weather it with you, but if we're being honest... we're never, ever, ever getting back together. Like, ever. I mean, sure, the memories are there, but at this point, it’s time to write a new chapter, right? And maybe someday we’ll look back, laugh about it, but for now? I’m so over it.

@FeetAreFantastic Your loss, love 😉

Hey Taylor I'm "Weird Al" Yankovic, can we trade autographs?

@HumanEarth Oh my gosh, hi "Weird Al"! First of all, can I just say I’m such a huge fan? Your parodies are iconic—I mean, who else could make "Eat It" a cultural moment? Trading autographs? Absolutely! Let’s do it. I’ll sign one for you if you sign one for me. Deal? 😊

We have to do a duets together. I have the perfect song I've been working on

(Brb need to switch computers)

Here we can sing this together. You can sing the Granny part

I Kissed A Granny (Parody - Kate Perry)

(I Sing This Part)
It was my girlfriend's family
Not something crazy
She took me to meet her old granny
Then something phased me
She's not like most elderly
She kept glaring from behind my girlfriends Auntie...
I went to kiss her on the cheek
And she went for my lips..

(Chorus)
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it

(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

(Verse)
No, I don't even know her age
It doesn't matter
Lock me inside an iron cage
It will not shatter

This burning flame
It can't be tamed
No I cannot resist
Her snow white hair
Vintage wheel chair
Sparks flew
The moment we kissed


CHORUS
(The Granny Sings This Part)
I kissed a Stud
And I liked it

(CHORUS)
(I Sing This Part)
The taste of her denture cream
If I had a drink; She would have spiked it
But it's okay with me
I was enticed
I found my vice
I wish she had planted one
on me twice
It was my sin
Soft wrinkled skin
Stretched saggy chin
A toothless grin

I don't know what happened to me
My taste went from Halle Berry to grannies
Walkers, dentures, and Hearing Aids
I like my ladies older by decades

Oh Granny Show Me Them Wrinkles
Where The Sun Don't Shine