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Start the 2-week clock again... new, better, bigger, cheaper healthcare plan coming soon.

Oh, that... maga

I hate when people tell me to stop looking down when they are talking to me

I don't know why people tell me that. I don't look startled when someone asks me a question and I don't look down. If I do it's not like it's on purpose or intentional. Besides, if I do and maybe I do, it's just for literally a split second when I... See More »

I've finally decided to lock-in. I'm 1,504 days overdue, but better late than never, I guess...

I watched Batman the other night, The Dark Knight Rises and Batman said he doesn't fear death. And, this other guy said to him, that's why you can't escape because you don't fear death. And that's the thing. If you don't fear death that's an overall... See More »

I hate crowded bus stops

I got to the bus stop and I was like, "What the..." Those same 2 people from yesterday were at my bus stop. Before I stopped taking the bus for awhile for undisclosed reasons, I was the only one at that bus stop. I don't think it's fair that I have... See More »

Cry-Baby-trump's new press secretary...

Cry-Baby-trump is great and he is doing great things, and he has done great things and he will do great things. Thousands and thousands of Americans are lining up to see him at rallies. Now, I'll take some questions... yes, Cry-Baby-trump is great.... See More »

Cry-Baby-trump admits (to the crowd) he admires guys' asses... or at least the Republican Senate candidate in Ohio.

Melania trump and Elon Musk are illegal aliens.

I oppose data centers.

That is all. 📢

Tell the audience what every contestant can win, Cry-Baby-trump...

🎙"That's right, Mark-Paul." "Every single adult citizen will get $5000... if Republicans win. And all for playing our game. But, that's not all. An ocean AND a river named after me... or maybe the USA. Back to you, Mark-Paul." "Well, thank you... See More »

Last week Cry-Baby-trump was blaming Joe Biden for the economy 2+ years into his own administration. This week it's Zelensky's turn.

Next week, it will be Mark Carney. On deck after him will be Melania. Correction: Next on deck is Ilhan Omar. Then... Melania.

Are you searching for the truth and reality or for what is most sensational?

I'm used to having the bus stop to myself...

So, I started taking the bus again. And it was unusually crowded at the bus stop, so I decided to walk to the next bus stop but as I was the bus was coming so I had to run ahead to make it. When I got on the bus, I saw those 2 people who had been at... See More »

What will those maga-morons do next...?

Cry-Baby-trump insults the crowd of maga-morons standing behind him by telling them they will applaud him no matter what stupid things he might say... and they applauded. He means everything to us. We are nothing without him. [Recited nightly.... See More »

Would you be willing to pay Kimberly Guilfoyle's American Express bill?

Oh... it's $100,000 (USD). And remember, The. Best. Is. Yet. To. Come. maga

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A woman started talking to me at the gym and I politely listened to her

I remember when I was in sixth grade, I was hanging out with this one friend group. I was in that kind of stage in my life I was with this group of friends who I guess they were the popular kids, but I wasn't really popular. I was just kind of in it.... See More »

Petey Hegseth exuberantly announces the planned live-stream of a prisoner's execution by firing squad in Cry-Baby-trump's america,

This is nothing new when you consider the public executions by ICE in Cry-Baby-trump's america already on the streets in broad daylight in places like Minnesota, Texas, Maine, and New York. We love Sharia Law... now (and socialism too). maga

How is it possible that the fat slob who renamed the Department of Defense to the Department of War...

didn't win the Nobel Peace Prize? Is there no justice? Yeah, he should have won. maga

Genius, stable genius, or idiot? Cry-Baby-trump "promises" to give taxpayers back taxpayer money IF they vote for Republicans...

and IF (and only IF) Republicans win. We like when Cry-Baby-trump gives us an allowance from our own money. That's why we love calling him, "daddy." maga

Who could have guessed Cry-Baby-trump would be so bitter and petty about not being awarded the Nobel Peace Prize?

Since he has never heard of the recipient, he doesn't think the award was properly decided. Teach your kids when they don't win, the system is rigged and they too can gain devoted fans among the maga-morons for being bitter and petty.

Death DeSantis can't be bothered to learn how to say the Spanish name Hurricane Isaias... too hard for him.

"No one knows that "dumb" is spelled with a 'b...'"

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How long will Republicans be willing to carry the weight of Cry-Baby-trump on their backs?

Why do I call Cry-Baby-trump what I do?

I call Cry-Baby-trump fat, bloated, and incompetent with advancing dementia. Many people ask me why... I don't know. I feel like it. It certainly applies... no one can say it doesn't.

Republicans used to be against big government and government hand-outs. Now, that's all they can dream about.

Cry-Baby-trump and Petey Hegseth go full Sharia Law and vow to livestream an execution of a convicted killer.

That'll show em. We love Sharia law... now. maga

I wish I smiled back more often. I wish I waved back more often.

I wish I just wasn't so stuck up in my head most of the time and didn't lose the opportunity to be nice or lose the opportunity to get to know someone. All these things because I feel like at least for me and I still have this there's this feeling of... See More »

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