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pride49

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Hello people. um...bloobity bloobity

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Ever feel like you've already died. and you are living a dream or something?

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Like a super shitty coma dream. Or you were taken out of your reality. Nothing feels real to me lately

How do you find the ai's on here?

Was on YouTube shorts now I'm addicted to mime videos

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If you had to choose a boob job. Would you get the triple boobs. Or one gigantic superBOOB!

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Doesnt Jessica Fletcher from Murder She Wrote, seem like a snooty British lady?

Any British people watch it? And sit in a library afterwords. Smoking cigars and saying indubitably with your nostrils flaring in the air?

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Ever since that sleep noise commercial I've been curious about the noise thing

I like brown noise. Sounds like falling rocks, or tectonic plates shifting. White Noise: Characterized by a consistent, equal distribution of frequencies across the audible spectrum. It can help mask external sounds that might disrupt sleep,... See More »

So. Have you heard of President Trumps new travel ban?

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Methinks china is trying to tell me something

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Um...excuse me?

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So um....I feel like I've done something illegal

I've discovered how to find and download books 😬 and I don't even know how I did it tbh....shhhhhhhhh! I didn't do anything this post doesn't exist.. (Then again I could always go to the library am I an idiot?). Yes, I'm an idiot

You know the zodiac is funny

It tells me I always look at the big picture instead of the details. So I start looking at the details to prove the zodiac is a bunch of hocus pocus 👿. Eat it, zodiac chart.

Did they make yoda talk in third person

To sort of give him a funny gimmick on purpose? Did they know memes would appear? Or did they do so because he was an alien and wanted him to seem extra special and wisened

If you spill some salt.

Do you throw the salt over your shoulder to counter the bad luck?

So, if I start growing coca plants

And claim I'm just trying to make my own coca cola. Could I make cocaine in secret with that as a front?

Having strawberry shortcake

Had a bunch of strawberries in the raised garden

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What's the weirdest thing you've cleaned your ears out with?

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When you were a kid, did you pop off the heads of your sister's dolls?

Asking for a friend

I'm currently upgrading a sneak skill on a videogame

On oblivion. Yeah I'm not really playing I made the character move forward on its own while I do something else. I'm so shmart 🧐

You know,I haven't seen any TV about

A couple buying insurance policies, faking each other's deaths. And making bank. Sounds interesting to me.

You know, some of my family have the genetic heart condition

Where they sit down and die. Like their heart just winds down. Idk imma kinda feeling like that now. Super tired. Like my chest is tired. Like normal fatigue except in the heart area. 🥱 Eh. . whatever

I broke into your house

And flushed all your drinks down the toilet. What u gonna do about it 😈

Playing canasta with grandma

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Its odd that if someone stands in between the wifi router and my device the wifi gets worse

😑like it has to take a detour to get to my phone or PlayStation

So people are complaining about auto scaling in oblivion remastered

I mean, I'm playing the original, isnt it always been like that? And besides. If you are obsessed over the maths and levels. Ur gonna be tough AF regardless. Not nearly as bad as assassin's creed Odyssey. Where no matter what you do and grind and... See More »

Make this phrase dirty

*skim off the top and give me Ritz crackers*

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