A new hand touches the beacon. Listen! Hear me, and obey. A foul darkness has invaded my temple….Words every Skyrim player hears in their nightmares at some point 😂
I miss my lil sister 😔She’s a deranged violent sociopathic narcissist currently wearing an ankle monitor somewhere in Colorado, but I miss the version of her from 25 years ago when she wasn’t so far gone and we still had fun hanging out together. Sadly, after dad... See More »
Uber and DoorDash need to push for national legalization…Imagine the profits to be had from a country full of people too stoned to drive but with a severe case of the munchies, and total lack of good judgement to keep them from paying $30 for a bag of Doritos 🤣
Listening to “Devil Went Down To Georgia”…Correct me if I’m wrong, but Johnny commits the sin of pride at least twice in the course of the song, and pride is one of the seven deadly sins. So that means the song isn’t so much about If the devil gets his soul, but When? 🤔😈
Stir fried instant ramen 🤤Soften noodles in cold water for 30 minutes. In frying pan add 1/2 cup water over high heat. Add in 1 tsp beef bullion paste, 1 dried chili pepper cut up, 1 clove crushed garlic, 1 tbsp sesame oil, soy sauce to taste. Bring to boil stirring... See More » (1)
Ah, that fun moment when cleaning up the apartment before the GF comes over becomes an unexpected crash course in vacuum cleaner repair 😂The belt came off while cleaning out the hose track of all the dog and cat fur that had clogged it…still, all done with 30 minutes to spare 😅
My GF came back from NYC yesterday! Woohoo! Slight delay on the flight though after being there three days longer than she had originally planned forGF: My flight’s delayed 30 minutes, so I won’t get to LA until after midnight now. This is the worst 😭 Me: Spare a thought for the astronauts who took the new Boeing spacecraft up to the ISS on June 5th for an 8 day mission, and because a Boeing... See More »
*sees meme worthy post**finds perfect response meme and tries to reply* This post no longer exists 🤦♂
Ok, YouTube is scaring me a little today…I’m laid up in bed with my back thoroughly out, and debating to myself what I’m going to do about food for the day. Out of nowhere YouTube is showing way more ads from food delivery apps than usual. Too weird 😅
If they keep doing the DNCs like this one, we’re gonna have to rename it Demopalooza 😂That’s one hell of a party they’re throwing in Chicago! 🎉🎊🎈
Am I alone in thinking paprika has a flavor profile and heat index similar to smoked sawdust?Seriously, why do people talk about paprika like it’s almost cayenne pepper hot? I find it bland and dull in flavor…like it takes more away from a dish than it adds 🤔🤷♂️
I can’t get my AI to make the image I want! 😤I had a thought…the ‘how do you like them apples’ scene from Good Will Hunting, but Trump inside at the table, and Kamala outside holding up a picture of Tim Walz, saying “So you like walls? How do you like dem Walz?” 😂
I was an adolescent in the 80s, so being called part of the “radical left” just makes it sound cooler 😎😋
Watching StarTrek Discovery…How has the Federation been around for over 1000 years at this point, and no one has figured out that 5 point harnesses on the bridge chairs would prevent like 80% of all bridge crew injuries? 🤦♂️
Weird dream last night…I dreamed that Kamala Harris picked Neil Patrick Harris for her VP running mate. I was worried at first, but after the first VP debate where Neil not only wiped the floor with Vance but also made all of America howl with laughter with his well... See More »
Those two astronauts are still on the ISS almost two months after they were supposed to be back home. Think they’ll ever fly on a Boeing again? 😂
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