Insomnia last night…barely any sleep. But at least I woke up with my hip in agony from sleeping wrong when I did sleep. Happy Friday! 😅🙃
Text: You have a package that cannot clear US Customs until you update your information with the following link…Me: Alexa, where is area code 289 used? Alexa: Ontario Canada They really don’t even try anymore, do they🤦♂
I have an idea on how to get more people to vote, and vote early…Have each “I Voted” sticker come with a unique QR code than can be used to turn off the political ads on streaming services. If they had had that, I’d have voted the moment I got my ballot in October 😂
Important PSA: Remember tonight, no person running for election knows the results before the election officials call the race.They find out the results about the same time the entire nation does. If ANY person running for election tries to claim victory before the results are announced by the news, they’re lying! Please repost and share…there’s a good chance everyone... See More »
Ladies, can we just agree that if you regularly say any variation of “I left my _______ in my other bag”, you have too many bags?My GF in in WA right now, and the pocket umbrella I gave her is in her other bag 😂
Tomorrow is the big day!Tomorrow is the final day for Americans to decide if we want to continue the nightmare experiment, or get back to business as usual. Tomorrow is the last day to clearly tell the powers that be how important normalcy is. For tomorrow is the last day... See More »
Making a practice dinner tonight, just to make sure I have it right before I make it for my GF when she gets back from her work trip next week.Salmon with a white wine, cream, lemon and dill sauce. Spinach sautéed with butter and garlic. Rice pilaf with just a little Serano pepper for a small back drop of heat.
Lunch: Five cheese pasta with chicken and veggies, tossed with white wine, cream, garlic and a diced serano pepper for a little extra kick 🤤
So it turns out when your girl says you’re not in shape, replying with “But round is a shape!” is unacceptable. Who knew 🤷♂
When I become world dictator, one person plays that open with “Oh, Hi! I didn’t see you there…” will be punishableby barefoot incarceration in a room with hundreds of loose Lego bricks 😏
Welp, my vote has now been cast. Looking forward to Nov 6th! Or 7th. Or 8th. Or 15th.Or whenever the counts, recounts, rerecounts, lawsuits and whatever else are done 😅
Do you have to be careful about saying the word “bath” around your dog?I discovered tonight that I’ll have to start being careful with the word around the house…but not for why you might think. I asked Falcor if he wanted a bath…not really ready to give him one just yet…and he took off at a full run into the bathroom... See More »
My doctor told me to avoid shellfish seafood. He has a bit of a speech impediment, but I understood what he meant .Now I ask for only the generous shrimp 👍
GF - 7am: I think I’m going to take today off. (Checks laptop) Oh, I already scheduled today off!GF - 9am:(still on laptop/phone) Me: So how’s that day off going? GF: Just a minute babe…I’m talking with my bosses and I just need to send three emails and I’ll start my day off… 🤦♂
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