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Zaphod42

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I’m having a “don’t trust your farts” day. Is it Covid, or the Jack in the Box I ate for dinner last night?🤔😆

After reading down the current questions I demand that SW give us two more reactions: 🙄 & 🤦‍♂️

A Philadelphia judge threw out a a Trump campaign case calling it “haphazardly stitched together”...”like Frankenstein’s monster”

I don’t think that was a fair comparison though...Frankenstein’s monster at least had life 😂

So how many people are going to put baby yoda in the Christmas nativity this year? 😂

Do you now, or have you ever rocked the casbah?

Overheard conversation:

Her: My cat literally rescued me. Him: Your cat literally walked into the shelter, plopped $150 down and took you home? 🤨

My bed has a cat infestation. I mean I only see the one, but they say there’s a hundred more for every one you see...

My adorable care giver hasn’t left my side this entire week while I’ve been sick ❤️

When was the last time you had truck stop sushi?

The take away from the last 4 years: Lies are just facts that haven’t been repeated enough.

And if you don’t believe that now, you soon will, because lies are just facts that haven’t been repeated enough 😉

The worst part of this cold/flu/virus-I-refuse-to-admit-I-have...

Is that between the bug itself and the cold relief drugs I’m taking for it I can’t tell if the weed is working 😂

If you have Hulu I have good news!!! Animaniacs are back 😋

Day Five: add body aches and chills to the list of symptoms...

Ok, I’m now willing to accept this may be more than just allergies 😅

I feel like like SW really needs to give us a 🙄 reaction emoji

I heard you can only get the ‘rona if they give you a positive test?

Well I’m not gonna let them do that to me! I’ma just stay home and keep this a regular flu, thank you very much! 🤣

Will Trump pardon the turkey this year, or will he execute it himself on live tv?

Why is this flu so weird?!

This first half hour or so after waking up I’ll feel fine. Then a slight cough lets me know it’s still there. Then the eyes start to water, and the sinuses start to fill, the head starts to ache...all the symptoms come back. It’s like the flu knocks ...

A very short time ago, in a galaxy very close by...

Ok, I’m tired of being sick now. Can someone take over for me so I can have the afternoon off from it?

When I run for POTUS I’ll run on a platform of lower taxes and not murdering most of humanity.

Of course, like most politicians, those campaign promises will likely be broken.

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