Ok, next dog I get, I’m checking his name in speech to text before I name him 😏My phone hears me say Falcor, and types Velcour, or Falco, or Fallow, or even Forlorn 🤦♂
I woke up so constipated that my back hurt 😢Hip bone to lower rib and spine to navel, everything on the left side right there just hurt. Absolutely no position, laying, sitting or standing was remotely comfortable. Anyway, long store short, I paid a $20 delivery fee with tip for a $10 bag of... See More »
As long as Trump is altering the fabric of reality through executive order, maybe he could get Australia's seasons on track with America’s?And get their toilets to swirl the right way? And make it our 52nd state? Make Australia Great Again! [/s]
I won the lottery!!!!I’ll soon be going to collect my winnings, and you poor peasants may all say you knew me before I won the eight, count it, $8. Finally, retirement has arrived 😋
I got a haircut today!That’s not really the point here though…as I sat there letting her run her fingers through my hair and position my head as needed, I realized this is the closest I’ve had to an intimate touch by a woman in over 5 weeks now 😕
WooHoo! I paid off my car today! Made the payoff of $2157.97, and now I just have to wait for the title to arrive 😄
Any handgun owners have thoughts on the holosun 407c?I’d like to get a red dot for my handgun, and for the money, a 407c looks pretty good. What’s your experience with it?
WooHoo! The ten day wait is over, and I picked up my Rost Martin 9mm today!No ammunition yet…this week I’m just going to get used to handling a firearm again for the first time in 30 years…trigger discipline, muzzle awareness, loading dummy rounds, cycling the weapon, checking it’s safe, firing grip, etc. On a side note,... See More »
Ok, note to self…one can of stewed tomatoes with habanero is enough for a stuffed pepper casserole 🥵Two is a bit much, especially with hot sausage mixed in. Still tasty though 🤤
I have a job interview in 3 hours, and I’m not sure if I even want the job.I’m going in without a prepared resume, although I did finally track down an old one from 2016 in my Yahoo archives. I’ll wear a dress shirt, but I’m not sure I’ll bother with slacks over blue jeans. Overall I feel like they want me more than I... See More »
Did you ever see that movie about the flying monkeys?The one where that evil girl and her bad tempered dog first murder a woman and rob her corpse, and then set off to find a sorcerer. On the way she and her weirdo friends leave the yellow road and invade the monkey’s territory, and then melt the old w... See More »
It’s weird to think that if the earth had been an hour faster or slower in its orbit 65 million years ago, humans wouldn’t exist today.Although dinosaurs might.
Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the lord my soul to keep.If I should die before I wake, ‘bout damn time 🙃
Just dawned on me how to use the image feed better…more blocks used today than I’ve used in the last ten years 🤣
"These blast points, too accurate for Sandpeople. Only Imperial stormtroopers are so precise."If Stormtroopers are supposed to be such bad shots, why does Obi Wan say this? Do the general public underestimate them, or is Obi Wan just really bad at understanding a crime scene? 🤔
You have to love TikTok’s optimism! They’re due to be banned in less than a week, but last night I got an app update on my phone 😂
I finally took my SUV off-roading today!Well, technically it was still on pavement, but damn, Whittier, fix your roads! 😏
The tiny little ash particulates all over my car this morning were a good indication of why I was having trouble breathing yesterdayAnd why my eyes were burning and my skin itching 😷
Ok, I know this is a small complaint compared to what’s happening in LA, but the air quality in OC is getting bad now.Woke up practically choking from the smoke this morning, and this after a restless night dreaming of fires 😷