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You know how to tell the Area 51 Raid was organized by hippies?
It was planned for a work day ๐Ÿคฃ
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It's a catastrophy! An absolute disaster! The worst thing ever!
I forgot to get cashews for my stir fry again. #firstworldproblems
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8 hrs ago
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Happy Area 51 Invasion Day!
Can't wait to read about the results...the arrests, the fines, the possible deadly force use, the overall absolute lack of anything actually accomplished... Yeah, good luck with it all ๐Ÿ˜‚
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8 hrs ago
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Do you remember lawn darts?
My brother and I used to love playing lawn darts...may he rest in peace...
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4 days ago
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I'm doing intermitant fasting to lose some weight. Woke up at 6am with three hours to go until I can eat ๐Ÿ˜ซ
Two hour left until breakfast ๐Ÿ˜ฌ
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Sep 15, 2019
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If train A leaves New York at noon local time traveling west at 67 MPH and train B leaves Chicago traveling east at 72 MPH on the same track at the ,
same moment, where and when does the news report the tragic loss of life?
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Sep 14, 2019
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If Johnny 5 (Short Circuit movie) was built, i.e. born, in America, why did he have to be sworn in as a citizen?
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Sep 14, 2019
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Movies & TV
How's you memory?
I just thought of something I wanted to look for a price for on Amazon, and in the time it took me to open the app I forgot what I was looking for ๐Ÿ˜ซ
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Sep 14, 2019
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The HU just dropped their first album! Love this sound ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š
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Sep 13, 2019
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Is this a sign I'm deeply in love?
Last night I dreamed I cheated on my GF with a stunningly gorgeous blonde girl. When I woke up my first thought was "Oh, thank God that was just a dream!"
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Sep 11, 2019
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Why did your last relationship end?
I had to end mine because of the mean stuff she kept saying... "Who are you?", "Quit following me!", "I'm calling the police!"...it's like sheesh! Enough already! ๐Ÿ™„
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Sep 9, 2019
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Dating & Relationships
Bobsledding: Real sport, or just four guys jumping on a thing that was going to the finish line anyway with or without them? ๐Ÿค”
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Sep 9, 2019
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Sports
This is hilarious!!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ
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Sep 5, 2019
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Music
I ran out of shows to watch so I'm finally watching Twin Peaks, and I really don't understand why it was so popular back in the day.
The acting was terrible, plot was bizarre and the scene discontinuity was awful! But I've only seen the pilot so far...does it get better?
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Sep 3, 2019
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I have an idea for a genius new game!!! It's a cross between volleyball and lawn darts! Probably only marketable in Florida though ๐Ÿคฃ
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Sep 3, 2019
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The 80's left us with one burning unanswered question...
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Sep 1, 2019
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Skindred...
The answer to that age old question: What if Bob Marley was a member of Korn?
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Aug 29, 2019
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Music
Long before you should have taken that left at Albuquerque, didn't you already make a wrong turn to end up at Albuquerque?
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Aug 23, 2019
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Embarrassing & Funny
If you love someone, block them. If they create another account and anonymously stalk you for the rest of your existance, it was meant to be
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Aug 22, 2019
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Finished yard work and now my blood pressure is 179 over 129. Getting old sucks
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Aug 22, 2019
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