If you drive down the freeway with your blinker going for miles,Just know that you are the exact reason I no longer make any special efforts to let people merge 🙄
I just spent 10 minutes explaining an idea for a starship in my story that uses an artificial neutron star as a power source…I got about mid way through, and she looks at me amused “I love your faith in me. What’s a neutron star, how do you artificially make one, and why is it a good power source? Nevermind, I need to shower. Thanks for having faith in me though!”...See More »
Science “news”, everyone! Science has recently proven how the cavemen died out…recent found footage shows they were all cigarette smokers: In other news, Joe Camel passed away yesterday at the age of 49. In an ironic twist, he didn’t die from any smoking related disease,...See More »
I just found out Burger King is still operating their 800+ locations in Russia. Damnit! I like whoppers, but I guess I’ve eaten my last one.
Now accepting applications for a new sandman 😡Two mornings ago I woke up having only gotten 6 hours sleep. Yesterday I woke up after only 5 hours sleep. Thank gods this morning I didn’t wake up until after a solid 4 hours 🙄🥱😫
Werner Heisenberg Is driving along the freeway when a cop pulls him over.The cop comes up to the window and exclaims “Do you realize you were going 78 miles an hour back there?!” Heisenberg replies “Great, now I have no idea where I am” 🤦♂️
Can anybody be help decipher what this could mean?Ok, first, I know that dreams and visions are personal and are best interpreted by those who had them, but this is just throwing me for a loop. I dreamed my late father visited me last night. The setting started off in his house, but then kept...See More »
The world is going to end on Thursday!Not necessarily this Thursday, but when it does it will be on a Thursday. Nothing good ever happens on a Thursday.
I’m so grateful for my girlfriend! Yesterday I was in a very dark place. She called out of work and cancelled a meeting to spend the day with me 🥰She slept over last night, and is still sleeping today…although I think today is more about her catching up on some of the sleep she doesn’t get unless she stays over 😅🥰
Context is everything…Me (looking at my phone): Oh god, yes! Damn, what a body! Oh man, I’d love to take her for a spin… GF (just walking into the room): Who are you looking at?! Me: *holds up pictures of a 1969 Mustang*
Standing on the precipice of the abyss, looking down, trying desperately not to fall, wondering why I care enough to try 😔
Ever have a song pop into your head that you haven’t given a single thought to in years or decades? That happened yesterday, the chorus of a song that I remembered from my teen years…had to google it today to figure out what song it even was 😂
Welp, day three of sever anxiety/mild panic attack after all 🙃Felt ok this morning, and made it out to work, but now only still working by pure force of will. Slightly dizzy feeling, tight chest, rapid heart rate and just barely able to control involuntary muscle movement. This sucks 😖
So I gave ChatGPT my symptoms, and apparently yesterday’s anxiety is possibly today’s panic attack. *sigh*Somehow knowing what it might be helps though 🤷♂️
Money management app ad: “I just found out I’ve been paying for the Prime account I thought I’d cancelled three years ago!”Me: What are you, stupid? Did you stop using Amazon altogether three years ago also? How can you possibly not know Prime wasn’t still active if you still order from them? 🤦♂️
Ugh…gnarly anxiety episode today. Don’t ask why, I have no real idea.But at least, since I gave my dog a bath yesterday, I have something warm, soft, and sympathetic to pet 🙃
So if someone went back in time a killed Hitler before he got to power, he would never have the idea for VW…Who would own Audi, Porsche, Lamborghini, Bugatti and Ducati today? 🤔