Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
shave how often?
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Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User face, lol I wasnt going to go to the other place on my first post LOL

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@Splitt100 fine face mondays, other area thursdays .. now send in that application π€¨
Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User wheres the application? lol
Itβs a trap π

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@Keepitsimple shhhhh lmao .. they dont need to know what will hurt them π
Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
@SW-User Your secrets safe with me π

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@Keepitsimple aww thank ya βοΈ
BalmyNites Β· F
Butβ¦I donβt shave π
BalmyNites Β· F
@Silentpleasure @SW-User Omg Iβm getting out of here, this is going the wrong way lol π

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@Silentpleasure totally βοΈ
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@BalmyNites π Thanks for stopping in....just watch out for the bear trap, trip wire, and guard dogs on the way out π
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
I received my application back with the huge rejected stamp on it! π

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@Silentpleasure oops, i mean yes, of course π€
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User Hands as well!?! π³

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@Silentpleasure yes, yes miss, i apologize, hands pre-empting jobs
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
I don't think a bunny and a dragon would work
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User should of listened to keepitsimple!

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@maturedragon it will all be okay ..
close your eyes ..
fly away slowly my friend βοΈ
close your eyes ..
fly away slowly my friend βοΈ
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User just gonna, fly off now



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with soap or equivalent
So, mayonnaise?

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@SW-User sure lmao π
Arorin Β· M
I have robbin Williams level hair
Arorin Β· M
@SW-User I'd be ecstatic if he was still alive sadly no his current state isn't so.

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@Arorin Sometimes hair and nails keep growing underground π
Arorin Β· M
@SW-User No that is a myth as the body dehydrates it gives the illusion of hair an nail growth, but actual growth does not occur.
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
Nah π
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User you dont have fried chicken I should know I ate them all when you wasnt home π

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@XDHyperGirlXD1 i keeeeel yeewww π€
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User hehe π€
CrustyDDingus Β· 36-40, M
Hold this bag, I'll be back in 10 to 20 years. π

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@CrustyDDingus no .. that bag looks suspicious π₯Ί
Glossy Β· F
Wait for me... I'm almost ready... (The dog ate my application form)


NerdyPotato Β·
About that shaving: does that need to be daily too or is monthly enough?
NerdyPotato Β·
@SW-User but that's so much work...

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@NerdyPotato you really suit the name couch potato π€¨
NerdyPotato Β·
@SW-User Yes!
Man, only until 2089?? Give me time to think!
@SW-User .... is there only one option? π

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@Babylon it's 2087 now π€£
@SW-User I choose life!
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
I'd take pretty much whatever at this point π
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
@SW-User There's probably machines for that now

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@natureboy3 havent you heard, .. a hand job is worth a 100 machine jobs
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
@SW-User That's true
Platinum Β· M
Clean shaven and smell esquisite ....but too old to wait til 2089 when all applications are in.....

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@Platinum age is no matter .. send it in xD
Crazywaterspring Β· 61-69, M
I'd need to see a financial statement.

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@Crazywaterspring dont you trust my beady eyes and cutiepie knife βοΈ
Pfuzylogic Β· M


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@Pfuzylogic ghosts not allowed π³
Pfuzylogic Β· M
@SW-User
I can be very out of this world!
JRVanguard Β· 26-30, M
Must shave
Where?π
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@JRVanguard π
JRVanguard Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User Iβd like to keep my beard but Iβm not fussed about anywhere elseπ
pdockal Β· 56-60, M
I always shower
Have to work on the shaving
Unless you'll do that
Have to work on the shaving
Unless you'll do that
GunFinger Β· F
I can be your temporary lifetime partner.

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@GunFinger yeay! the fee is only $2.99 monthly. Great price <3
GunFinger Β· F
@SW-User wow so cheap! I owe you!π

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Iβm scared π

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@SW-User Yes, I don't trust anything that cute π£

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@SW-User good, wise man .. now bow to me π€¨

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@SW-User *runs away*
Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
Thank you for Best Comment!!! π€
Iwillwait Β· M
Immagunna go with my instincts on this one, "HECK-YA!"
@SW-User I seem to provoke your angry face a lot! I'm a harmless simp, no threat to the bunny gods or their magical realm... maybe if I could just hold the knife for a moment? Feel its power? I'll give it back, honest. π₯Ί

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@Mindfulness suree .. and mumble under your breath "myyy precioussss" right? π€¨
@SW-User Busted!!!π€£π€£
onrealityofdreams Β· M
Yes well everything looks fine but the ears look a little red. Are they infected?

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@onrealityofdreams receiving data from mothership, makes ears hot
onrealityofdreams Β· M
@SW-User That explains everything. For now.
Notanymore Β· 41-45, M
Do i get to keep the dogs?

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@Notanymore you get nothing but the pleasure of serving me, ze Queen π€
Notanymore Β· 41-45, M
@SW-User I'll stick to hanging out with the dogs 

MellyMel22 Β· F
That pic is too cute π€

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@MellyMel22 and sharp π
MellyMel22 Β· F
@SW-User Well yeahhh!

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The knife's a little scary

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@SW-User close eyes ..
breathe ..
relax ..
you love the knife with all your heart π
breathe ..
relax ..
you love the knife with all your heart π

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@SW-User idk @SW-User freaks me out enough, idk about a knife π‘
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@MsAnnThropy nice, all bunny are happy :D
Nah...

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@HootyTheNightOwl welp the trap cant work for everyone βοΈ
cercisflowertoo Β· 51-55, F
I'm waxed and ready
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@cercisflowertoo Have you filled out your consent forms in triplicate and had them notarized?

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@cercisflowertoo fill up the forms, submit on time, and we will go over it βοΈ Welcome to the trap ..
i mean, the best house of bunny :)
i mean, the best house of bunny :)
Degbeme Β· 70-79, M

Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
2089
gregloa Β· 61-69, M


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@gregloa err .. i just remembered i have a dentist appointment .. cheerio!
JimboSaturn Β· 56-60, M
Sure! :)
DunningKruger Β· 61-69, M
Any leeway on the "must shave" requirement?
Shutterbug Β· 56-60, M
Wash once a day? π³

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@Shutterbug at least
UnderLockDown Β· M
I hate shaving...

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@UnderLockDown my ethereal knife does it fast .. risk of something else being chopped is real though βοΈ
UnderLockDown Β· M
π΅
ViciDraco Β· 41-45, M
Hmm, I don't see must be single as a requirement...

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@ViciDraco it's not xD
ViciDraco Β· 41-45, M
@SW-User before I submit any applications the girlfriend would want to know how you feel about horror movies and roller coasters π€

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@ViciDraco let's tie her to a roller coaster and set it at full speed π
MrGomco Β· 36-40, M
Shave the head as well?
basilfawlty89 Β· 36-40, M
You had me until you said shave, sorry the stubble stays.

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@basilfawlty89 was not talking about the face :p

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But of course π

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@SW-User we're sorry, the council of bunny lords decided no pervs are allowed π

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@SW-User Thatβs good, I donβt like pervs either. Good thing Iβm still here π
uncalled4 Β· 56-60, M
Taken, but if I wasn't. I'd introduce you to the Writing Tablet of Death, which would go awesome with the Knife of Demonic Wrath.

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@uncalled4 ooo D&D player? say yes, or knife will find you π
uncalled4 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User EEK.
Freeranger Β· M
phreakin' meth. Victim in every pot.
nedkelly Β· 61-69, M
I will offer you the old man Degbeme to have your nasty and evil ways to torture him

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@SW-User sad day for my fellow comrades π€

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@SW-User π€¦ββοΈ

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mmmm, I do remember you blocking all men at some stage !

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@SW-User *blocked* πβοΈ