Would You Like to be my Partner?

[c=4C0073]Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

[i][b]Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath[/b][/i]. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089. [/c]

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Iwillwait · M

Immagunna go with my instincts on this one, "HECK-YA!"

SW-User

@Iwillwait [c=4C0073]did i mention there's a small tiny fee? 😏[/c]

Mindfulness

@SW-User $2.99??
Seems to be your going rate for most things, I'm not looking for a partner but I do like the ethereal knife of demonic wrath... is it still $2.99 just for that?

SW-User

@Mindfulness [c=4C0073]the celestial knife is not for sale! never ever!
you sir, have angered the bunny godz 😤[/c]

Mindfulness

@SW-User I seem to provoke your angry face a lot! I'm a harmless simp, no threat to the bunny gods or their magical realm... maybe if I could just hold the knife for a moment? Feel its power? I'll give it back, honest. 🥺

SW-User

@Mindfulness [c=4C0073]suree .. and mumble under your breath "myyy precioussss" right? 🤨[/c]

Mindfulness

@SW-User Busted!!!🤣🤣