Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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Iwillwait · M

Immagunna go with my instincts on this one, "HECK-YA!"

SW-User

@Iwillwait did i mention there's a small tiny fee? 😏

Mindfulness

@SW-User $2.99??
Seems to be your going rate for most things, I'm not looking for a partner but I do like the ethereal knife of demonic wrath... is it still $2.99 just for that?

SW-User

@Mindfulness the celestial knife is not for sale! never ever!
you sir, have angered the bunny godz 😤

Mindfulness

@SW-User I seem to provoke your angry face a lot! I'm a harmless simp, no threat to the bunny gods or their magical realm... maybe if I could just hold the knife for a moment? Feel its power? I'll give it back, honest. 🥺

SW-User

@Mindfulness suree .. and mumble under your breath "myyy precioussss" right? 🤨

Mindfulness

@SW-User Busted!!!🤣🤣