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Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.


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Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F Best Comment
It’s a trap πŸ˜‚
SW-User
@Keepitsimple shhhhh lmao .. they dont need to know what will hurt them 😏
Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
@SW-User Your secrets safe with me πŸ˜‰
SW-User
@Keepitsimple aww thank ya ✌️

BalmyNites Β· F
But…I don’t shave πŸ˜”
BalmyNites Β· F
@Silentpleasure @SW-User Omg I’m getting out of here, this is going the wrong way lol πŸ˜‚
SW-User
@Silentpleasure totally ✌️
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@BalmyNites πŸ‘‹ Thanks for stopping in....just watch out for the bear trap, trip wire, and guard dogs on the way out πŸ˜†
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
I received my application back with the huge rejected stamp on it! πŸ˜•
SW-User
@Silentpleasure oops, i mean yes, of course 🀭
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User Hands as well!?! 😳
SW-User
@Silentpleasure yes, yes miss, i apologize, hands pre-empting jobs
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
I don't think a bunny and a dragon would work
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User should of listened to keepitsimple!
SW-User
@maturedragon it will all be okay ..
close your eyes ..
fly away slowly my friend ✌️
maturedragon Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User just gonna, fly off now
SW-User
with soap or equivalent

So, mayonnaise?
SW-User
@SW-User sure lmao πŸ˜…
Arorin Β· M
I have robbin Williams level hair
Arorin Β· M
@SW-User I'd be ecstatic if he was still alive sadly no his current state isn't so.
SW-User
@Arorin Sometimes hair and nails keep growing underground 😈
Arorin Β· M
@SW-User No that is a myth as the body dehydrates it gives the illusion of hair an nail growth, but actual growth does not occur.
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
Nah πŸ‘€
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User you dont have fried chicken I should know I ate them all when you wasnt home πŸ‘€
SW-User
@XDHyperGirlXD1 i keeeeel yeewww 😀
XDHyperGirlXD1 Β· 31-35, F
@SW-User hehe 🀭
CrustyDDingus Β· 36-40, M
Hold this bag, I'll be back in 10 to 20 years. 🌚
SW-User
@CrustyDDingus no .. that bag looks suspicious πŸ₯Ί
Glossy Β· F
Wait for me... I'm almost ready... (The dog ate my application form)

About that shaving: does that need to be daily too or is monthly enough?
@SW-User but that's so much work...
SW-User
@NerdyPotato you really suit the name couch potato 🀨
@SW-User Yes!
Man, only until 2089?? Give me time to think!
@SW-User .... is there only one option? 😐
SW-User
@Babylon it's 2087 now 🀣
@SW-User I choose life!
Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
shave how often?
Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User face, lol I wasnt going to go to the other place on my first post LOL
SW-User
@Splitt100 fine face mondays, other area thursdays .. now send in that application 🀨
Splitt100 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User wheres the application? lol
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
I'd take pretty much whatever at this point πŸ˜†
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
@SW-User There's probably machines for that now
SW-User
@natureboy3 havent you heard, .. a hand job is worth a 100 machine jobs
natureboy3 Β· 18-21, M
@SW-User That's true
Platinum Β· M
Clean shaven and smell esquisite ....but too old to wait til 2089 when all applications are in.....
SW-User
@Platinum age is no matter .. send it in xD
Crazywaterspring Β· 61-69, M
I'd need to see a financial statement.
SW-User
@Crazywaterspring dont you trust my beady eyes and cutiepie knife ✌️
Pfuzylogic Β· M
I am looking for compatibility with my ghost type!
SW-User
@Pfuzylogic ghosts not allowed 😳
Pfuzylogic Β· M
@SW-User
I can be very out of this world!
JRVanguard Β· 26-30, M
Must shave
Where?πŸ‘€
SW-User
@JRVanguard πŸ‘€
JRVanguard Β· 26-30, M
@SW-User I’d like to keep my beard but I’m not fussed about anywhere elseπŸ‘€
pdockal Β· 56-60, M
I always shower
Have to work on the shaving
Unless you'll do that
GunFinger Β· F
I can be your temporary lifetime partner.
SW-User
@GunFinger yeay! the fee is only $2.99 monthly. Great price <3
GunFinger Β· F
@SW-User wow so cheap! I owe you!πŸ˜‚
SW-User
I’m scared 😟
SW-User
@SW-User Yes, I don't trust anything that cute 😣
SW-User
@SW-User good, wise man .. now bow to me 🀨
SW-User
@SW-User *runs away*
Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
Thank you for Best Comment!!! πŸ€—
Iwillwait Β· M
Immagunna go with my instincts on this one, "HECK-YA!"
@SW-User I seem to provoke your angry face a lot! I'm a harmless simp, no threat to the bunny gods or their magical realm... maybe if I could just hold the knife for a moment? Feel its power? I'll give it back, honest. πŸ₯Ί
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@Mindfulness suree .. and mumble under your breath "myyy precioussss" right? 🀨
@SW-User Busted!!!🀣🀣
Yes well everything looks fine but the ears look a little red. Are they infected?
SW-User
@onrealityofdreams receiving data from mothership, makes ears hot
@SW-User That explains everything. For now.
Notanymore Β· 41-45, M
Do i get to keep the dogs?
SW-User
@Notanymore you get nothing but the pleasure of serving me, ze Queen 😀
Notanymore Β· 41-45, M
@SW-User I'll stick to hanging out with the dogs
MellyMel22 Β· F
That pic is too cute 🀭
SW-User
@MellyMel22 and sharp 😏
MellyMel22 Β· F
@SW-User Well yeahhh!
SW-User
The knife's a little scary
SW-User
@SW-User close eyes ..
breathe ..
relax ..
you love the knife with all your heart 😈
SW-User
@SW-User idk @SW-User freaks me out enough, idk about a knife πŸ—‘
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@MsAnnThropy nice, all bunny are happy :D
SW-User
@HootyTheNightOwl welp the trap cant work for everyone ✌️
cercisflowertoo Β· 51-55, F
I'm waxed and ready
Silentpleasure Β· 31-35, F
@cercisflowertoo Have you filled out your consent forms in triplicate and had them notarized?
SW-User
@cercisflowertoo fill up the forms, submit on time, and we will go over it ✌️ Welcome to the trap ..
i mean, the best house of bunny :)
Degbeme Β· 70-79, M
SW-User
@Degbeme no thinking allowed, submit application 😀
Degbeme Β· 70-79, M
@SW-User
Keepitsimple Β· 56-60, F
gregloa Β· 61-69, M
I’m down!
SW-User
@gregloa err .. i just remembered i have a dentist appointment .. cheerio!
JimboSaturn Β· 56-60, M
Sure! :)
DunningKruger Β· 61-69, M
Any leeway on the "must shave" requirement?
Shutterbug Β· 56-60, M
Wash once a day? 😳
SW-User
@Shutterbug at least
UnderLockDown Β· M
I hate shaving...
SW-User
@UnderLockDown my ethereal knife does it fast .. risk of something else being chopped is real though ✌️
UnderLockDown Β· M
😡
ViciDraco Β· 41-45, M
Hmm, I don't see must be single as a requirement...
SW-User
@ViciDraco it's not xD
ViciDraco Β· 41-45, M
@SW-User before I submit any applications the girlfriend would want to know how you feel about horror movies and roller coasters πŸ€”
SW-User
@ViciDraco let's tie her to a roller coaster and set it at full speed 😈
MrGomco Β· 36-40, M
Shave the head as well?
basilfawlty89 Β· 36-40, M
You had me until you said shave, sorry the stubble stays.
SW-User
@basilfawlty89 was not talking about the face :p
SW-User
But of course 😏
SW-User
@SW-User we're sorry, the council of bunny lords decided no pervs are allowed 😏
SW-User
@SW-User That’s good, I don’t like pervs either. Good thing I’m still here πŸ˜‰
uncalled4 Β· 56-60, M
Taken, but if I wasn't. I'd introduce you to the Writing Tablet of Death, which would go awesome with the Knife of Demonic Wrath.
SW-User
@uncalled4 ooo D&D player? say yes, or knife will find you 😈
uncalled4 Β· 56-60, M
@SW-User EEK.
Freeranger Β· M
phreakin' meth. Victim in every pot.
nedkelly Β· 61-69, M
I will offer you the old man Degbeme to have your nasty and evil ways to torture him
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@SW-User sad day for my fellow comrades πŸ€•
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@SW-User πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
SW-User
mmmm, I do remember you blocking all men at some stage !
SW-User
@SW-User *blocked* 😏✌️

 
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