Would You Like to be my Partner?

[c=4C0073]Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

[i][b]Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath[/b][/i]. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089. [/c]

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Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

I received my application back with the huge rejected stamp on it! 😕

SW-User

@Silentpleasure [c=4C0073]must have been the new gal .. she needs more coaching on her job ..
i'll fix that right away Silent! [/c]

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@SW-User Thank you for taking this matter seriously! I knew you would get to the bottom of it 😆

SW-User

@Silentpleasure [c=4C0073]to the [i]bottom[/i] of it is one of my specialty 😏 [/c]

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@SW-User 👀 Eyes are up here missy!

SW-User

@Silentpleasure [c=4C0073]oops, i mean yes, of course 🤭[/c]

Silentpleasure · 31-35, F

@SW-User Hands as well!?! 😳

SW-User

@Silentpleasure [c=4C0073]yes, yes miss, i apologize, hands pre-empting jobs[/c]