Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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uncalled4 · 56-60, M

Taken, but if I wasn't. I'd introduce you to the Writing Tablet of Death, which would go awesome with the Knife of Demonic Wrath.

SW-User

@uncalled4 ooo D&D player? say yes, or knife will find you 😈

uncalled4 · 56-60, M

@SW-User EEK.