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Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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NerdyPotato · M

About that shaving: does that need to be daily too or is monthly enough?

SW-User

@NerdyPotato weekly, and i dont mean the face :p

NerdyPotato · M

@SW-User So for the face monthly is enough?

SW-User

@NerdyPotato weekly also :p at least

NerdyPotato · M

@SW-User but that's so much work...

SW-User

@NerdyPotato you really suit the name couch potato 🤨

NerdyPotato · M

@SW-User Yes!