Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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onrealityofdreams

Yes well everything looks fine but the ears look a little red. Are they infected?

SW-User

@onrealityofdreams receiving data from mothership, makes ears hot

onrealityofdreams

@SW-User That explains everything. For now.