Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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HannahSky · F

The knife's a little scary

SW-User

@HannahSky close eyes ..
breathe ..
relax ..
you love the knife with all your heart 😈

HannahSky · F

@SW-User idk @SW-User freaks me out enough, idk about a knife 🗡