Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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Notanymore · 41-45, M

Do i get to keep the dogs?

SW-User

@Notanymore you get nothing but the pleasure of serving me, ze Queen 😤

Notanymore · 41-45, M

@SW-User I'll stick to hanging out with the dogs