Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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GunFinger · F

I can be your temporary lifetime partner.

SW-User

@GunFinger yeay! the fee is only $2.99 monthly. Great price <3

GunFinger · F

@SW-User wow so cheap! I owe you!😂