Would You Like to be my Partner?

Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089.

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pdockal · 56-60, M

I always shower
Have to work on the shaving
Unless you'll do that