Would You Like to be my Partner?

[c=4C0073]Currently accepting applications for life partner.
All genders welcome.
Must shave.
Must shower once a day. (with soap or equivalent).

[i][b]Must worship me and my ethereal knife of demonic wrath[/b][/i]. (image below)

Thanks, send applications before sunset of 2089. [/c]

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