metaldog · 51-55, F
LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP
@metaldog I actually tried that when I went to jail. Even with literally nothing else to do, I couldn't force myself to read it. It was just so dense.
metaldog · 51-55, F
@LordShadowfire those Ruskies can get pretty heavy
beermeplease · M
make yourself all pretty and nice
Donotfolowme · 51-55, F
How about doing them dishes, laundry and cleaning the car since you will be away for long and please fold the laundry tell the cops to wait for a bit.
Practice your CPP jokes, they're expecting them.
Get some sleep, as you might be up protecting yourself.
Drop the soap 🧼🫧 ... that would probably pass some time.
Get some sleep, as you might be up protecting yourself.
Drop the soap 🧼🫧 ... that would probably pass some time.
Use sw
nobodyishome · 31-35, F
You're very funny 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂
TheOneyouwerewarnedabout · 46-50, MVIP
Dont pass GO!
Disguised · 56-60, M
Return your library books.... Don't want a big fine when you get out
Zaphod42 · 51-55, M
Play some GTA? 🤷♂
Pfuzylogic · M
PUT SOME MONEY ON YOUR BOOKS!
or get a good friend to arrange it.
or get a good friend to arrange it.
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
Get laid
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Prettybratbi1tch · 26-30, F
@Degbeme he certainly won't be getting it where he's going
Degbeme · 70-79, M
@Prettybratbi1tch Unless he drops the soap.
smileylovesgaming · 31-35, F
Plenty of time to jump in the car and go to Canada or Mexico
GerOttman · 61-69, M
Start watching Kung fu movies, see if you can pick up some self defense tips!
Create a man trap.
Degbeme · 70-79, M
Flush the drugs.
Gusman · 61-69, M
Get your affairs in order. 🙂
sp1dwoOfe221 · 31-35, M
rob the liquor store
@sp1dwoOfe221 You sure that’s the right thing to do?
sp1dwoOfe221 · 31-35, M
CorvusBlackthorne · 100+, M
Take the remaining time permitted to you, and find the most absurd object you can fit in your trousers pocket. Perhaps a small rubber chicken or some such. Jail personnel legally must record every single item in your possession when you are arrested.
HumanEarth · F
Tell cops you a mass committed a murder... You confess to killing ants with a Magnifying glass
LordShadowfire · 46-50, MVIP
Eat some Taco Bell. That should start kicking in about the time they do the cavity search.
HeWhoWalks39 · 36-40, M
😳😳😳😳😳😳