Do You Ever Find Writing to be a Bit Like Skinny-dipping? PINNEDI like to write, I just don't always want people to, you know... see it!
Why Were the Tourists in Bison Costumes? Or should it read, Man in bison costume arrested chasing tourists in Yellowstone...? (1)
Are You Looking for a Job? Have we got a deal for you! Is it worth it? Yes, if you're strong enough.. (1)
Capitalism Explained Simply... It's just this easy, venmo your dollar plus 5 for shipping and handling. I'll have your government backed official ball marker in the mail tomorrow! Thank you fof your business, God bless America!! (1)
I Want to Open an Actual Political Theater!Like a regular multi-plex theater with a lobby and game machines and candy popcorn soda stuff. Patrons are allowed to throw stuff so long as purchased on site. Screens need protective netting obviously. Liberals and conservatives will sit on left... See More »
Do You Carry Your Own Cultlery? Poll (8) See Poll Options It seems like the only environmentally responsible solution, but you have to let me on the airplane with it. (1)
My Wife is Away for the Weekend...So I left my underwear on the floor! It's the little things you miss from being single..
Do You Have Any Beryl Handy? Poll (0) See Poll OptionsHeliodor / Golden Beryl (Yellow): Colored by iron and uranium traces. Who knew? Now I want some... Do you have a favorite or special story to tell... See More »
Can You Use a Sextant?They look cool as all get out. So you point it at the horizon and something in the sky and you need a good watch. Somehow you know where you are... Extraordinary!!
Where Are You? Poll (4) See Poll OptionsPicture the universe as a sphere and yourself as a point in space and time... Where are you?
Would You Like to Buy a Vowel? Poll (1) See Poll OptionsObviously E is the easy choice, so not for me. I just seems pretentious. U? I'd like to more before I commit. Leaves A and O basically... I do like... See More »
NJSP Roust ICE Mob!Boy, you threaten to close a few airports things change quick.. Nice move Guv lady!
How Long Would a 600lb. Pallet of Nutter Butters Last You?Questions pop into my head, I ask them. Sue me!
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