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GerOttman

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Usually quiet, introspective, not the smoothest pebble on the beach so be careful where you step.

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Before We Get Started..

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Is this a discussion, an argument, or a lecture?

Do You Ever Find Writing to be a Bit Like Skinny-dipping?

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I like to write, I just don't always want people to, you know... see it!

Do You Think HAL Should Have Just Opened the Damned Pod Bay Doors?

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I Feel Like my Amygdala is Getting Flabby!

Lately it just been mailing it in I think. I may need to start doing brain crunches...

Spain & Portugal Achieve Net Zero Emissions!

A little drastic, but well done! Congrats...

How Men do Therapy!

You can just feel the stress and tension melting away as a sense of renewal washes over you and you fight the urge to shed tears of joy...

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Pope Dies After Meeting VP Vance...

Nothing to see here... Move along, move along!!

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I'm 'Enery the 8th I am!

'Enery the 8th I am, I am... We should have a sing along!! You know, the whole site. All together I got married to the widow next door ...(this is where the rest of you join in)

Signs of a Good Day!

Just put on a pair of jeans and discovered 17 very clean dollars in the pocket! Three 5's and two singles, they smell April fresh too.

Ants Could Replace US You Know!

It could be 29 million years from now. Some big a33 ant in a suit and tie checking out our fossils. What the heck were these critters, he wonders?

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Over 800 Posts!

Earliest is about 6 years ago. Something like 115~120 a year? Didn't actually set out to set a record or anything, just random things that pop into my head. Most of it is complete, what's the word they use, Bollox? Some of it is serious I suppose,... See More »

China is Building a Fleet of Narco-subs!

They're going to smuggle Temu across our borders! The Coast Guard will be overwhelmed!

I Had a Dream About a Fish

It wasn't one of those pretty tropical fish. It was a shapeless grey blob kind of fish like you find on the bottom of the ocean. It was in a fishtank in my work place and it escaped from the tank. The fish crawled to the door of the office, so I let... See More »

I Must Agree with Nancy P on This!

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We Should Evict Rhode Island!

It's a small state, I'm not even sure what they do there. I doubt anyone would miss it and it would let the other states know we're serious!

It Makes Me Sad...

When I see a building being torn down. Such a slow and public death. Implosions are so much more dignified than being torn apart day by dreary day! It's a metaphor! Just implode me when it's time, don't tear me apart.

Mid Atlantic Golf Association Wants to Know...

What the heck did we do wrong, and why does everybody hate us?

The Media has a Laser Pointer...

Stop chasing the red dot !!

Seagull Health Conspiracy...

Right wing seagulls have been observed covering themselves in curry powder to ward off H5N1 bird flu. World bird health organization head, Dr. Steven Fowlchi however dismissed these claims and urges all egg be vacinated when laid!

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Are You an Organ Donor?

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Most of me is pretty worn down, not sure how much aftermarket value I have left. You're welcome to anything I'm not using anymore however!

Where My Airplane Jumpers At?

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Any multi jumpers out there? I was one and done, it was fun! Once....

This is the Good Sedition, Right?

I mean it's not like the bad sedition, that's the >Other< guys. There's really different grades and flavors of sedition. It's not just one level field of seditious conduct. One needs to appreciate the nuance I suppose!

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I Would't Want to Live Anywhere Else!

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Fly Eagles Fly! That was a most entertaining sporting event and I shall forward to another in a fortnight. Is it fortnight? I'm not sure how long... See More »

Do We Need New 4 Letter Words? Puck You, Shot Head...

Rewrite a few rap songs maybe even...

How Many Empty Cardboard Boxes Does the Average Cat Owner Have in Their Home?

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