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GerOttman

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Usually quiet, introspective, not the smoothest pebble on the beach so be careful where you step.

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Before We Get Started..

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Is this a discussion, an argument, or a lecture?

Do You Ever Find Writing to be a Bit Like Skinny-dipping?

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I like to write, I just don't always want people to, you know... see it!

Do You Think HAL Should Have Just Opened the Damned Pod Bay Doors?

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Seagull Health Conspiracy...

Right wing seagulls have been observed covering themselves in curry powder to ward off H5N1 bird flu. World bird health organization head, Dr. Steven Fowlchi however dismissed these claims and urges all egg be vacinated when laid!

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Are You an Organ Donor?

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Most of me is pretty worn down, not sure how much aftermarket value I have left. You're welcome to anything I'm not using anymore however!

Where My Airplane Jumpers At?

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Any multi jumpers out there? I was one and done, it was fun! Once....

This is the Good Sedition, Right?

I mean it's not like the bad sedition, that's the >Other< guys. There's really different grades and flavors of sedition. It's not just one level field of seditious conduct. One needs to appreciate the nuance I suppose!

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I Would't Want to Live Anywhere Else!

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Fly Eagles Fly! That was a most entertaining sporting event and I shall forward to another in a fortnight. Is it fortnight? I'm not sure how long... See More »

Do We Need New 4 Letter Words? Puck You, Shot Head...

Rewrite a few rap songs maybe even...

How Many Empty Cardboard Boxes Does the Average Cat Owner Have in Their Home?

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Who Else Thinks Kelce Dragging Dallas was Awesome!!!

There is no such thing as a "Former" Eagle..!! Go Birds!!

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Should Trump Pardon Hunter?

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You know, for anything he might do between now and then. Be a nice gesture and help bring unity to a fractured nation and all that...

Would You Name Your Newborn Son Sue, then Skip Town, Guys?

It might not end well, 'jus sayin...

So did Titanic Have Lobster on the Menu?

Luckiest lobsters EVAH...!!

I Know Where all that Global Warming Methane is Coming From!!

Turns out it's ME...!!! Sorry planet and no lighting any matches please!!

Random Playlist - 10 Songs

1. labour - Paris Paloma 2. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum 3. Daddy Don't Live in That New York City No More - Steely Dan 4.Savage - Tim Montana 5. Hypotheticals - Lake Street Drive 6.Angel of the Morning - Merrilee Rush & The Turnabouts 7. This Old... See More »

If I Wanted to Smoke a Brisket...

I'd hang it in the backyard on the clothesline... The air this morning is cold and damp, smoke from nearby wildfires clings to the ground and my eyes are like two cherries in a bowl of buttermilk!

I Think Infinity is Out There!

I can't prove it of course, but it makes a lot of sense. Most people start with a 1 and keep adding zeros. I prefer to start with a 9 and add nines, it ends up the same. Which ever you choose, they just keep going... If space is infinite...? What's... See More »

What do you see?

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Stuff like this is why I don't do Acid anymore!

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Do You Have a Favorite Johnny Carson Segment?

This has always been a favorite!

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Does the Moon Influence Your Mood?

Peace at the full and new, frenzy at approach, deflating at the passing...

We Put a Lot of Labels on People!

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But somewhere under all those post-its is a person. If you peel away the labels, it's easier to see them!

Normal is a Word Normal People use when They are Uncomfortable around the Rest of Us

I'm Not Watching...

But the running commentary here is fascinating!

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