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GerOttman

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Usually quiet, introspective, not the smoothest pebble on the beach so be careful where you step.

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Before We Get Started..

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Is this a discussion, an argument, or a lecture?

Do You Ever Find Writing to be a Bit Like Skinny-dipping?

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I like to write, I just don't always want people to, you know... see it!

Do You Think HAL Should Have Just Opened the Damned Pod Bay Doors?

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Ants Could Replace US You Know!

It could be 29 million years from now. Some big a33 ant in a suit and tie checking out our fossils. What the heck were these critters, he wonders?

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Over 800 Posts!

Earliest is about 6 years ago. Something like 115~120 a year? Didn't actually set out to set a record or anything, just random things that pop into my head. Most of it is complete, what's the word they use, Bollox? Some of it is serious I suppose,... See More »

China is Building a Fleet of Narco-subs!

They're going to smuggle Temu across our borders! The Coast Guard will be overwhelmed!

I Had a Dream About a Fish

It wasn't one of those pretty tropical fish. It was a shapeless grey blob kind of fish like you find on the bottom of the ocean. It was in a fishtank in my work place and it escaped from the tank. The fish crawled to the door of the office, so I let... See More »

I Must Agree with Nancy P on This!

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We Should Evict Rhode Island!

It's a small state, I'm not even sure what they do there. I doubt anyone would miss it and it would let the other states know we're serious!

It Makes Me Sad...

When I see a building being torn down. Such a slow and public death. Implosions are so much more dignified than being torn apart day by dreary day! It's a metaphor! Just implode me when it's time, don't tear me apart.

Mid Atlantic Golf Association Wants to Know...

What the heck did we do wrong, and why does everybody hate us?

The Media has a Laser Pointer...

Stop chasing the red dot !!

Seagull Health Conspiracy...

Right wing seagulls have been observed covering themselves in curry powder to ward off H5N1 bird flu. World bird health organization head, Dr. Steven Fowlchi however dismissed these claims and urges all egg be vacinated when laid!

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Are You an Organ Donor?

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Most of me is pretty worn down, not sure how much aftermarket value I have left. You're welcome to anything I'm not using anymore however!

Where My Airplane Jumpers At?

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Any multi jumpers out there? I was one and done, it was fun! Once....

This is the Good Sedition, Right?

I mean it's not like the bad sedition, that's the >Other< guys. There's really different grades and flavors of sedition. It's not just one level field of seditious conduct. One needs to appreciate the nuance I suppose!

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I Would't Want to Live Anywhere Else!

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Fly Eagles Fly! That was a most entertaining sporting event and I shall forward to another in a fortnight. Is it fortnight? I'm not sure how long... See More »

Do We Need New 4 Letter Words? Puck You, Shot Head...

Rewrite a few rap songs maybe even...

How Many Empty Cardboard Boxes Does the Average Cat Owner Have in Their Home?

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Who Else Thinks Kelce Dragging Dallas was Awesome!!!

There is no such thing as a "Former" Eagle..!! Go Birds!!

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Should Trump Pardon Hunter?

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You know, for anything he might do between now and then. Be a nice gesture and help bring unity to a fractured nation and all that...

Would You Name Your Newborn Son Sue, then Skip Town, Guys?

It might not end well, 'jus sayin...

So did Titanic Have Lobster on the Menu?

Luckiest lobsters EVAH...!!

I Know Where all that Global Warming Methane is Coming From!!

Turns out it's ME...!!! Sorry planet and no lighting any matches please!!

Random Playlist - 10 Songs

1. labour - Paris Paloma 2. Need You Now - Lady Antebellum 3. Daddy Don't Live in That New York City No More - Steely Dan 4.Savage - Tim Montana 5. Hypotheticals - Lake Street Drive 6.Angel of the Morning - Merrilee Rush & The Turnabouts 7. This Old... See More »

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