ever had everything in your pockets torn out and tossed asunder until you're left bashed & bruised in the face before finally watching them fall out....and away from your grasp and whatever tenuous hold one may have left on any specifics of where gravity is headed towards anymore and forever cast to the abyss below within the gated-off dominion of the carny man and his devil gypsy machine's... See More » (1)
just spent ~$650 on an accordion i've never played with that dates back 50+years agoit's an all-button model and not one of those urkel panzer polka piano dealies that weigh like an AC unit around ur neck. tho all the other bellows-driven tugboxes i've passively practiced on thus far my life are mere toys next to this one belting... See More » (1)
so...anyone ever figure out the 'fun' behind these things?like, they're usually not that slippery as advertised either unless you had them slathered in bacon grease or jergens or w/e.. very undemurrrre, seeing the loose boxes of these at Dollarama along the cashier counters...my gawd, the IMPULSES ppl (1)
PROTIP: the number of cats you maintain around the household may be inverse proportionate to the ammount of birds that would congregate nearby
starting to think that the men on here pandering to the geriatric muff posters AREN'T EVEN REAL MEN AT ALL
