Justifiable 2 Degree Attempted Laundry:So... I needed to do laundry. Realized of course I had bout six drops of detergent. So..I kinda needed to make a shoppin' list. Hunt for a pen and reach the conclusion the the junk drawer is totally fubar finding only half a crayon. So I tossin'...See More »
You ever kinda day dream......bout' no work, no stress, no bills..Close your eyes and maybe drift away as you slowly rotate beneath the glowing heat lamp as a convenient store wiener? 🤔
So..ummm..now that the pandemic quarantine biz'is kina over... That..umm..mean that day tequila and watchin' squirrelies play in your back yard a no no? 🥺
So...morally/ethically barking... Is is wrong perhaps to teach your dog buddy from day one.. ..that. "Wanna be gangster af"..means go for a walk? 🤔
Misty water colored...Mem....ries.. You ever...you know...come across something packed away from an Ex... So ya kinda reminisce bout' the old days?
Kay so... Disclaimer...prolly...maybe..Future significant other: I throw stuff an pout quite decent but... Bedtime: Keep that damn leg still so I can put mine on top and we can sleepies. Cap'eesh?
Welp...I may not be a genius or athletic.or worldly.....or...umm...a good driver or...that ummmm... Where was I goin' with this...OH!! I do know I love me some bacon!! Mmmm...bacon. Want some? 🥓🤔
Work with me now...So... Been reading bout' procreation. Never knew we are all Deuterostomes... Development in the womb, the anus forms before any other opening. So... We all start out as nothin' but assholes. You ever wonder how come some never evolve? 🤔
Not pickin' on a certain gender...really..But... How is it a man can stand in front of an open fridge' an ask where that big ass ketchup is... Thats..umm... right there... But then tell you bout' this 6lb. bass they spotted 100 feet away...under this branch...near these reeds? 🤔
So... Could you tell the differencebetween a Fairy Tale an a Fish Story... Based on: "Once upon a time..." Or: "This ain't no shit..." ?🤔
This just in!!OMG!! People if the apocalypse happens like... tomorrow, do we go right into Mad Max outfits an hair do's.... Do we wait..what? 🤔
I mean... We all have severalreasonable ingredients perhaps.. You ever..you know, attempt to concoct your own hand sanitizer and end up with a Rum & Coke? 🤔
In terms of your love languageYou ever express your heart by slamming cabinets, rage cleaning and silently doin' dishes? 🤔
You go get you and your dog bud a 20 piece.. You might just end up... takin' a little homeless dude home. ❤
Okay so...work wit' me now...cuz' some of the prongs of my mental fork are certainly bent... Been reading bout the Theory of Relatively...and the significants of free will. So... I purchased a cheesecake. Bit unhealthy perhaps as Im certainly not cuttin' some dainty slice....See More »
So many have inspired me to learn to cook here... I baked my first cake today. An decorated the pieces that weren't burnt and kinda stuck to the pan. Small bit of surgery gettin' them pieces out. 🤷♀️
In terms of your little unique time bomb... World events...politics...Greed.. .. Hatred...Meh.. Cant control' em... Bad hair day however an some'thin within my reach is bout' to suffer the near demonic the wrath of my vengeance. 👿 What dares to spark your little fuse? 🤔
Was talkin' to my little buddy Norm... Bout' recent negativity here and how it makes sad to see its affects... He poured a cold one an hoped everyone would just shake it off... with all four cheeks an one of'ya chins. Cheers ❤ 🍺
In the Trippy biz... Sometimes you just cant top reality: Born of a former Male Wheaties box Olympiad whom now sports heals, making millions convincing young girls that you go from.. This to this... Simply by using.. this. Damn...🤔
As you stir that mental soup of the day...Do you feel that cold hearted aloof shit adds to its flavor... Or are you simply adding a comfortable spice to your own sauce? 🤔
Allll Rise!!!Sorta Honorable Judge Trippy Lots Presiding Good morning ladies and gentlemen...please be seated.... Our first case this morning: Sweple of the Rumors Mill ~VS~ You... Rumor has it you will just keep getting more awesome and more...See More »
Work wit' a now....Lets say... Hypothetically there's this dude we'll call...God. Huge, out there. Then we're kinda given this worldly deal called Amazon Prime. Huge on earth. How bout' a collaboration where as our prayers for a soul mate may not be processed...See More »